“The 8th Day” is going to be the greatest porn in history. Why? It is owed to us. Blood sweat and tears is why. I’ve produced all three of these

A few months ago I got a number of emails asking if I was in the sex raffle through myspace. I said something to the tune of fuck no. Then

As I’m writing this blog my finger is limping on the keyboard. The ring finger on my right hand. Today I learned exactly how crucial it is in this age

OK So McCain picks Sarah Palin as his running mate and she comes straight out of the box trying to appeal to Hillary voters. Pardon me for making this observation

Day 1: 14 hour flight touches down at 5am local time. Pornstars detained for five hours with no access to food or water and an over zealous air conditioner. New

I got a package the other day. Not a cheesy porn package where the UPS guy has a deep voice and a mustache and the brown box has nothing to

I’ve only been dumped by one guy. Twice. The first time I was barely fifteen and he dumped me for not putting out. It sucked but I don’t like pressure

This one is also reprinted with the author’s permission. As soon as “The 8th Day” wraps i’ll go back to writing my own things again. You guys didn’t need me

I realize that no official announcement has been made by Jenna Jameson or Tito Ortiz at this point, but just in case she is pregnant, I wanted to congratulate Jenna

 (reprinted and updated with the authors permission) Part I As is typical this time of year, lawmakers just returned to Sacramento from their annual paid vacation—the second of three vacations

From the trenches: we don’t just have sex all day and get paid for it. Well, actually we do but we have our fair share of stressors. Life is not

I promised Mike that I would return to the realm of commentator and contributor.  I realize that I am an unknown quantity in the world and I apologize for the

[I could be wrong, but I don’t think the Allman Brothers were singing about “rambling” in the sense of writing without having a particular subject in mind. No matter. I

Amber Lynn and Bill Margold should be ashamed of themselves if this is true. Over the last few weeks theres been a lot of spin within the industry for people

Columbus, OH- On Wednesday, July 16th, an aspiring pornographic actress made her way out to the sleepy city to perform a job commonly referred to as “Feature Dancing”. This loathsome

Dude your press release you did on Kayden  Kross “Single Handedly Saving The Ohio Strip Club Industry” was the funniest thing I read in recent memory. The only thing you

My god I’m disillusioned with marriage. Not that I was ever “illusioned” with marriage, or at least with marriage in the traditional sense (my primary problem with it being lifelong

I think mainstream reporting needs to stick with mainstream style. And I’m not just saying this because gonzo debunked one of their weird claims. I’m saying it because they’re just

How many of you saw the story yesterday thats claming that those $200 economic booster checks are being spent specifically on adult website memberships? I call bullshit! Apparently its a

Ok I was not the first person to notice this bill. Someone brought it up to me the other day. He didn’t have much information on it, just said something

Grant- this one’s for you. I would go into more depth but somehow it got really long already…. Why Porn? I got into porn because I just can’t seem to

Ok guys. I’m going to be honest. I was fully expecting the dumb cooze post to enrage people. I just thought people would be more upset about the bible bashing

I was pretty surprised when I saw that Ray Guhn and copped a guilty plea. I had a chance to spend several hours with Andy Craft a few years ago when

You must have assumed, as my most frequent commenter, that I’d eventually notice you. At first I was unsure. I’ve never heard the name Darrah before. It’s very pretty. The