JR Writes:

Dude your press release you did on Kayden  Kross “Single Handedly Saving The Ohio Strip Club Industry” was the funniest thing I read in recent memory. The only thing you left out was that it was her birthday and if she touches you it will cure cancerand of course the obligatory exclamation points!!!!

Good Job man.

OK for starters I didn’t write that, Tim Case did and yes he is brilliant. We wanted to do something different, you will see more of this kind of thing in the future I predict.

Many people write me and ask me how to get a press release run on mikesouth.com, well this is how ya do it….This is the release he refers to: 



(Columbus, Ohio)

XXX film superstar KAYDEN KROSS, fresh from her triumphant appearance at the Miami Exxxotica, adult expo, now continues her campaign for global domination by setting her sights a bit further North. The ADAM & EVE contract superstar is set to single-handedly rescue the Ohio strip club industry with her groundbreaking performance this week at COLUMBUS GOLD, the premiere gentleman’s club in the state capital of Columbus, Ohio.

Gentleman’s club owners across Ohio have been bemoaning the loss of customers since the Midwestern state hit them last year with double-fisted bits of legislation – one law which banned smoking inside of all enclosed spaces, and then the much-maligned Community Defense Act, which set arbitrary limits on all Ohio adult clubs concerning hours, nudity, and behavior inside the clubs. Business, say most club owners in the state, has been down thirty to fifty percent since these two laws took effect, and the doldrums seem to have set in across the Buckeye State.

But KAYDEN KROSS, who is scheduled to perform at Columbus Gold as the feature entertainer July 17th, 18th, and 19th, is determined to blow the roof off the club and turn things around for the adult industry in Columbus, as well as the rest of Ohio. “I plan to show these state legislators what a real adult performance is all about,” says the diminutive blonde starlet. “I can only hope that some of those representatives who voted against the strip club’s rights will stop in and take in one of my shows, because I can guarantee you they’ll change their minds about adult entertainment!”

KAYDEN KROSS is the star of the Adam & Eve films KAYDEN’S KROSSFIRE, BREE AND KAYDEN and the upcoming THE 8TH DAY. She was named one of the 100 HOTTEST ADULT STARS OF 2008 by GENESIS MAGAZINE, and she is nominated for a 2008 NIGHTMOVES ADULT AWARD for BEST NEW STARLET. The Nightmoves Awards will be presented in a ceremony in Tampa, Florida in October.

In case you don’t get it (almost everyone did) it’s a parody of porn press releases, it’s funny, particulalrly to people who get lame ass press releases every day and have to read them, correct them and post them.

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