I should be in bed now but sometimes I go through phases where the computer is as interesting as everyone says it is and I stay up until 3 am

I didn’t write this. It was emailed to me via myspace and I’m pulling a classic Mike move and reposting: Prostitution The truth about life is we’re all just call

I’m on the phone. No. That’s a lie. My phone is on speaker and I’m on the computer. My mom is on the phone. She has superpowers, namely her ability

Valentine’s Day. VD. The all too obvious parallel with the other disaster linked to love has drawn itself and I feel trite pointing it out. It’s actually never been a

Here’s what I’ve learned from celebrity gossip magazines- avoid holding a verifiable opinion at all costs. When you are backed into a corner, say things that only monsters would publicly

If you don’t believe me look it up on google.com/trends. I think she’s made it. Like This Post224 Dislike This Post28 253110cookie-check“sasha grey” is bigger than “jesus christ”no

Twitter. Before stevelick’s post on the evil irrelevance of it all it was only a Disney sound to me. It’s what the cartoon birds did when they were in love

Well the next time someone asks me what good porn agents are I’m just going to cut straight to the real issue. They’re necessary. Good, bad, or in between, they