I was in South Lake Tahoe last week taking a hiatus from my hiatus. Who knew so much fucking debauchery could take place in such a quiet little resort community.

An old session musician friend of mine called me before the 4th of July asking if I had any production work because he was desperate for cash. He was behind

My post was going to be some brilliant shit this morning, but I ended up scrapping it at the last moment because I wanted to talk about something far more

For those keeping score at home, my multi-month relationship with my stripper girlfriend has come to an end. Not because of anything I did wrong. Because of something she encouraged

You are reading the words of a once successful career driven man who’s dropped everything to hang out all day and night with a stripper who’s 17 years younger than

Before I get back to my stripper ramblings, I come before the MikeSouth.com readers today seeking a little advice. I’m not exactly what you’d would call a businessman. I’ve made

This blog post today has more twists and turns than a Harlem high school homecoming queen hair style, so bear with the extended setup because I can’t edit this shit

It used to be that I couldn’t wait to leave the city so I could go relax in suburbia where I could lay out by a pool or take a

I tend to curl up in the fetal position every time I overhear someone in LA talking about their “upcoming projects”. You can walk into any Starbucks at any hour

When I first heard the word “Twitter”, I thought someone was referring to male talent accidentally arcing a stray batch on a camera guys arm. It turns out that Twitter

I’ve held my tongue for a long time about this chick because she thrives on attention, and I didn’t want to be a party to the menopausal orgasm that takes

1. In a down economy, I am much more attractive to women. I felt like Brad Pitt walking through the local “upscale” plaza mall last week while I was Christmas

I’ve come into contact with a lot of people across all walks of life lately who have either lost their jobs or are on the verge. It’s obvious that numbers

I’ve been slumming on another mainstream money grab, so I haven’t been able to keep up lately with episodes of “As the San Fernando Valley Turns”.    I was perusing

You can probably characterize me as one of the most cynical people you’ll ever meet. There could be a 100 people telling me that the sky is falling and I

Like most guys, I grew up under the sexual tutelage of Hugh Hefner’s idea of beauty. This was all well and good till about 1989. Going into the 1990’s, soft

I’m not a huge sports fan, but I like to carve out a little bit of time every four years to take a glance at the Summer Olympics. I wish

I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. As a result, I grew up having my senses assaulted on a regular basis every time I took a