FROM KEYSER SÖZE

10 Chapters for Tim Case’s book How to be a Suitcase Pimp 1. Collecting the stage tips, knee pads vs. no pads 2. How to stuff 50 pounds of costumes

Mike April 7, 2005 No Comments

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Luke Ford Is Going to be a Meat Puppet:

Luke Ford Is Going to be a Meat Puppet: Been wondering why he goes to the AIM clinic? Well I got the scoop! he is going to start performing in

Mike April 1, 2005 No Comments

From The Korean Dry Cleaner Anti Defamation League:

Honorable Mike South We have obtained information from under cover operative at Disneyland that Aderra Titty pictures exist. Our man work on Sprash Mountain ride and tell us Aderra make

Mike April 1, 2005 No Comments

One Year Ago Today:

Janine Is Going To Marry Lexington Steele: According to her it’s true love and has nothing to do with her former hubby (and father of her daughter) Jesse James being

Mike April 1, 2005 No Comments

On This Date 3 Years ago:

Rob Black is dead. He died in his hospital room at Grenada Hills Hospital, he was checked in under the assumed name Ima Pussy. It seems sometime during the night

Mike April 1, 2005 No Comments

Crickett Writes:

Major acquisition that will rock a certain aspect of the adult industry… What? Did DP finally acquire the rights to use Janine’s other arm? And ZalRiva Has Another Caption: “No,

Mike March 31, 2005 No Comments

OK I Can’t Resist, Look At The Photo Below of Janine:

Digital Playground’s new contract girl…doesn’t it beg for a caption…I mean wheres her arm? Is she covering a hole in her head? So lets play caption this photo…winner wins….something. Just

Mike March 29, 2005 No Comments

Are Porners Mathematically Challenged:

I saw the number again last week from AVN, 10 Billion dollars, thats NINE zeros AFER the 10, 11 if ya count the cents. 10,000,000,000.00 That’s a big number and

Mike March 28, 2005 No Comments

Still No Press Release on Janine That I Have Seen:

But AVN picked up the story so most likely DP sent one to them and everyone else will get it Monday, porn companies do that a lot. It’s kinda like

Mike March 26, 2005 No Comments

Maybe he Can grow Up To Work At Digital Playground:

KORN frontman Jonathan Davis has joined the weird baby-name club. Davis and his wife, porn star Deven Davis, had a baby boy Monday and named the poor tot Pirate. Pirate

Mike March 24, 2005 No Comments

BT Writes:

You know, it’s weird. There’s a picture of Janine on DP’s website, but no news release about her going over. I watched her comeback feature, and I gotta say, I

Mike March 23, 2005 No Comments

ATTENTION PICONELLI!:

Utah- Utah’s governor signed a bill on Monday that would require Internet providers to block Web sites deemed pornographic and could also target e-mail providers and search engines. The controversial

Mike March 22, 2005 No Comments

Janine Goes To Digital Playground Huh?:

OK This is one I DON’T get. There are way hotter and more bankable girls in porn than Janine…she was last years news 5 years ago. Maybe they just wanted

Mike March 21, 2005 No Comments

The Keebler Elf Answers:

Why the fuck would any REAL health care professional want anything to do with the porn industry? It’s not like there would be serious money in it and the porn

Mike March 18, 2005 No Comments

It Has Dawned on Luke Ford:

It Has Dawned on Luke Ford: That there hasn’t been a DP Tonight show in three months. What hasn’t dawned on him is that he is the only one who

Mike March 17, 2005 No Comments

Nudity on The Big Screen Turns 80 Today:

It was the Communist doctor and playwright, Friedrich Wolf, who had the inspiration for the project. “In 1920, I wanted to make an educational film for physical education classes in

Mike March 16, 2005 No Comments

Vivid Nabs Barby:

As in Lanny Barby. She is a hot girl who has few limits, different for a Vivid Girl but theres hotter properties right now, Kerri Sable comes to mind. vivid

Mike March 15, 2005 No Comments

Funniest Comment of the Week Is From Goddess:

As I watched the news and saw Jesse Jackson joining the Terry Schiavo family, I couldn’t helpt but think, “Does this man have a job?!” And For The Record: That

Mike March 12, 2005 No Comments

Mike Ramone Responds: ( I waited for his consent to run this, someone else did not)

Hey Mike, first off, you don’t need “sources” to tell you there’s a new guy over here – just check the masthead of the March issue, which has been out

Mike March 10, 2005 No Comments

New Blood at AVN:

Sources tell me that there’s a new guy at AVN who will be assuming at least some of Mike Ramones old postion, assuming the role as managing editor most likely.

Mike March 9, 2005 No Comments

Ebola Monkey Man Writes:

Steve Writes: That’s Cold Ebola Monkey Man Writes: Mike, Just read that interview. One thing came to mind. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com That was great. Ebola Monkey Man And Dirty Bob Writes: Mistah

Mike March 7, 2005 No Comments

The Nakita Kash Interview by Moe Green Although “Nakita Kash” is a name that is completely unknown to the world at large, those of us who make our living in

Mike March 4, 2005 No Comments

I have Had a Few Emails Over The Years Asking Me:

Whatever happened to Jack Wrangler? Today I came across this, thanks to my man Aaron: A Porn Star is Reborn Jack Wrangler has gone from skin flicks to directing theater

Mike March 3, 2005 No Comments

Oh No, It’s Buffalo Penis:

Oh No, It’s Buffalo Penis:(From www.boortz.com) Uh oh. here’s the new Buffalo nickel that our U.S.Mint is now distributing. It’s going to cause some problems … problems because they did

Mike March 1, 2005 No Comments

Actual Courtroom Testimony, Which Lawyer Do You think It Was (Prolly most of them would be right):

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Doctor: No. Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure? Doctor: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Mike February 27, 2005 No Comments

I Get Some Nice Emails from Time To Time:

Just letting me know that ya’ll appreciate the site, and I appreciate them, I won’t name names, to protect the guilty, But it’s nice to get an attaboy now and

Mike February 26, 2005 No Comments

You Might Have Noticed a LONG Overdue Change Here

Please bear with me while I get everything working! As Tempting As It Is I Am Going To Refrain And Run This One Straight: If you go to this thing,

Mike February 24, 2005 No Comments

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