Janine Is Going To Marry Lexington Steele:
According to her it’s true love and has nothing to do with her former hubby (and father of her daughter) Jesse James being a bigot. Lex is tired of “being a slave to the white man” and will quit porn to move back to syracuse where he is an alumni. he will take a job there teaching on his new 40 acre plot of land, word is he got a mule too. No word on if the mule is embarrassed by the fact that Lex has a bigger dick.
Ed Powers To Get His Penis Molded:
Apparently Ed isn’t the only one who thinks his penis is perfect, word is that a major manufacturer of toys is going to mold it, when asked about it the HWMIC commented that they would save a lot on materials cuz it would only require about 25% of what others require.