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Save The Dolphin

I had the pleasure of taking the undoubtedly hottest (and smartest) girl in porn to dinner last Friday evening. I won’t name her because she writes for me and I

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QVC meets the raincoat crowd

I love it! [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yVM8KljypI] Like This Post224 Dislike This Post28 2074150cookie-checkQVC meets the raincoat crowdno

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Fishiest Catch

AHA! Next thing you know, we’ll find out the entire show has been faked up in a tv studio. Just like the Apollo moon landing…. You tell me this isn’t

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Nuff said

Jules: This was Divine Intervention! You know what “divine intervention” is? Vincent: Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets. Jules: Yeah, man,

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Raincoater YouTube Clip of the Week

The age on the YouTube profile says 19, so I can publicly admit to LWHHO (Laughing While Having a Hard-On). [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C25bQB1ZzLs] Like This Post224 Dislike This Post28 2067150cookie-checkRaincoater YouTube Clip

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18 April 2008

Sometimes, you’ve just got to go and take some “mental health” time. The stresses of the daily struggle just have to be put into perspective. There are advantages and disadvantages

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Three hundred sixty-five degrees

South thinks I’m not smart enough to figure out the REAL reason he’s suddenly hired all of these “contributors.” He told me it’s because they’re talented writers. At first, I

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Sex in L.A.

There is something about L.A. that turns me into a functioning sexual predator. I could be out of town working on a television project or visiting friends back home and

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The Goldigger Goes Nuts

I’d post a You Tube link but in order to do that I would have to haved listened in MikeSouth.com training. Slept through it. So for complete writing prep watched the

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Stroking It With Dear Abby…

DEAR ABBY: About two years ago, my neighbor kept inviting my then-18-year-old son over to help her do odd jobs while her husband was at work. He seemed happy to

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Deadliest (and dirtiest) Catch

South tricked me into watching that stupid “Deadliest Catch” by telling me the guys looked like cops. I. Don’t. Think. So. Cops are handsome and sexy and most importantly, THEY

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Goddamned Federal Government

I received a bonus this month. Exemplary sales performance at Glo-BORE-Co, schmuck job division. Nice one too, made Da Wifey REAL happy, we’ve struggled… So she’s due a trip to

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Say ‘hello’ to my little friend

Wow. The topics are getting so heavy lately. Thank God I’m self-absorbed or I might feel bad talking about my vibrator problems. Yes, in between stroking my gun, clinging to

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Tit for tat

Lately I’ve been quietly recognizing most staff actually WORKS for a living in an industry, one I know nothing about. Except for the consumption side, no real perspective. But I

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Faith in Voters

Backstory: I normally like to involve the signature gatherers outside of airconditioned supercenters in arguments that ultimately boil down to me going to hell and/or them being bigots. It starts

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It’s All JimmyD’s Fault

Tim Case and I were talking the other night and it occured to Tim that porn really started going to hell at the same time JimmyD cut his hair. (The

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Tube Sites = Kmart Porn

The industry is currently up in arms regarding the proliferation of tube sites across the internet. They way I see it, ever time a new tube site launches, it’s the

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13 April 2008

I’ve been reading the latest week’s comments and am well aware that there is an ongoing conversation going on about the future of the adult entertainment industry.  The spectre of

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