Adam and Eve is finally rolling out with “The 8th Day”. Now it has a Twitter page. Yes. My porn tweets (twitter.com/The8thDayXXX). The signings are starting. The back seat of

I’m in the make up trailer on day 10 of 11 for Adam and Eve’s biggest movie of the year, Rawhide 2. Thirty minutes ago I stepped in to touch

Have you ever had a pet rabbit? I have. I’ve had dozens of them. Here’s my dirty little secret: I was in FFA. I was a Future Farmer of America.

OK so I just stopped by this site to see what recent porn happenings I could catch up on, and lo and behold, there are none. The last post was

People think I’m joking when I say I want to be and Indian when I grow up. A pre-Columbian Indian, except with horses. I think they had it right. Stress

Swedish Court Sentences Founders of File-Sharing Website A Swedish court has sentenced the four founders of the file-sharing website Pirate Bay to one year in prison and to pay a

If I were to document this exact moment I would bore you. I’m cold because the maid service is cleaning my hotel room and the door is wide open and

I didn’t write this either but Mike got on my case for not posting and I have to get back to my homework… he thinks there’s something wrong with me

I’m at Starbuck’s again, not drinking coffee because I like to throw multiple resolutions against the wall to see what sticks and this one has. I am nursing a giant

I should be in bed now but sometimes I go through phases where the computer is as interesting as everyone says it is and I stay up until 3 am

I didn’t write this. It was emailed to me via myspace and I’m pulling a classic Mike move and reposting: Prostitution The truth about life is we’re all just call

I’m on the phone. No. That’s a lie. My phone is on speaker and I’m on the computer. My mom is on the phone. She has superpowers, namely her ability

Valentine’s Day. VD. The all too obvious parallel with the other disaster linked to love has drawn itself and I feel trite pointing it out. It’s actually never been a

Here’s what I’ve learned from celebrity gossip magazines- avoid holding a verifiable opinion at all costs. When you are backed into a corner, say things that only monsters would publicly

If you don’t believe me look it up on google.com/trends. I think she’s made it.

Twitter. Before stevelick’s post on the evil irrelevance of it all it was only a Disney sound to me. It’s what the cartoon birds did when they were in love

Well the next time someone asks me what good porn agents are I’m just going to cut straight to the real issue. They’re necessary. Good, bad, or in between, they

A good friend of mine took me to his brother-in-law’s house a while back and everything seemed normal until they all jumped up and ran to the window when one

I was pumping gas on Sunday and I had paid in cash because the ATM kidnapped my card so I had slightly more time than usual to really get in

Let this go down in porn history as being my greatest contribution to this industry to date. Let me be remembered as the catalyst who launched this gem into a

Sooooo I got molded today. Cyberskin replicas of my various body parts will be rolling off the line any month now. Official Kayden Kross gag gifts will be coming soon

Dear English Teacher: I’m not going to address you formally and space twice before I begin with an indent and double check the date at the top because my life