I’m at Starbucks again waiting on drinks that aren’t mine because I’ve already had two but I’m bringing some to a friend and I’ve been here for awhile now working

Pop Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken In, sprinkled with ashes, Pop switches channels, takes another Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks What to do with me,

WordPress and Macs are not friends. No, I don’t want to go into code and put in breaks myself. And yes, I did have a worthwhile post but once it

Well I’ve had some free time on my hands lately and at first it was an adjustment period but I’m settling in. I almost got a goldfish yesterday. I looked

I was walking to Starbuck’s today and I saw one of those things we always hear about but never see, like dogs named Fido and men with realistic perceptions of

The last time I heard of a horseback rider having a run in with the police, the lady in question was high on meth running down main street on a

Well I’m sitting in the drive thru at McDonald’s and yes, I’m blogging. I’m blogging because I have a membership with AT&T wifi and their hotspots are mostly found in

I was out on the trails today with Conte and I’m proud to report I’ve made it back alive and with only minor bruising. The trails out here suck. That’s

This comment was posted on the Big Proud Scrotal Sacks blog I put up: “Would you pay $11.82 for a plate? I would. Mikasa, a 60 year old dinnerware company,

I was in a mall on the magnificent mile in Chicago the other day and I saw something that made me cringe and shudder in the same breath. Let me

Malcolm Gladwell is a downright sexy man. He may not look it but it’s down there lurking, it’s hanging out somewhere deep and undetectable. He’s sexy because he keeps putting

Well I’ve bragged about having the best member base on my website before. My chat boards produce worthwhile conversation almost daily. Here’s what showed up yesterday:   “Everyone has this

Mike told me I’m a lazy writer and I have to do all of his updates for a week. Happy Birthday Mike. 

Here’s the story: Family is in town for Christmas. I need clean ways to keep them entertained. Forget the fact that my mother thinks the new poster of me is

Well the nominations are out. Hot damn. I almost spit out my coffee but I’m paying $3.55 for a tall these days and I wasn’t about to let it go to

My sister texted me from class this afternoon while I sat bored on set (my first mainstream set, more boring even than 24 hour porn features). She was complaining that

Ok Mike I got the Sudafed. The state of New York suspected me of fowl play and took my driver’s license before they would hand it over. I asked if

Well well the rumor mill will never fail me. I don’t mind too much. It keeps my name at the forefront. Let me address the latest one though: I love

I’m gonna be honest I kinda like this one:

OK fine. I’m going to jump in and agree that Pirates II was brilliant for porn. It raised another bar. It met the expectations and we all went home wishing

“The 8th Day” is going to be the greatest porn in history. Why? It is owed to us. Blood sweat and tears is why. I’ve produced all three of these

A few months ago I got a number of emails asking if I was in the sex raffle through myspace. I said something to the tune of fuck no. Then

As I’m writing this blog my finger is limping on the keyboard. The ring finger on my right hand. Today I learned exactly how crucial it is in this age

Day 1: 14 hour flight touches down at 5am local time. Pornstars detained for five hours with no access to food or water and an over zealous air conditioner. New