Cards, Anyone?
Awww, I’m touched by the comment South posted when he asked me to update this weekend: “we only want you to be you. Feel free to write about cops. We
Goddess
June 5, 2010
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Absurdity defined:
The descendants of continent-invading, genocidal slave-owners bitching and moaning about ‘illegal aliens.’
Mike
June 1, 2010
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Some observations from the “Sunshine State” …part DEUX…Miami Exxxotica
It is late May and I have been a “Floridian” now…officially…for six months. For those of you that didn’t read the first entry of my extemporaneous observations on Florida-living, go back and read “Some observations from the ‘Sunshine State’ ” from awhile back. I just got home from Exxxotica Miami, it was my second year there and it was a blast. The show opened on Friday May 14th…and just like last year..as I walked from the parking lot to the front of the Miami Convention Center (incidentally…for you fans of pugilistic endeavors [ bet you didn’t know a porn chick knew words like “pugilistic”] the convention center was where the great Muhammad Ali defeated Sonny Liston in 1964 for the “Heavyweight Championship of the World…WORld..WOrld..worl….”), I was met by Ron Jeremy, and he remembered me from last year.
Lindsey Lovehands
May 23, 2010
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Today’s Lesson: Don’t judge a SLUT by her cover
I have to tell you about my weekend. But to properly tell you the story I need to go back in time a few months to the first night I walked into 2001 Odyssey in Tampa, Florida. For those of you that live in Tampa, or have ever visited Tampa, you know the place. If you have never been to Tampa, what’s keeping you? Anyway, so I went into the club one Saturday night after I moved here. To make a really long story MUCH shorter (trust me, you’ll thank me) I will fast-forward a bit. I met Delilah Strong, porn mega-star and multiple AVN award-winner my first day. You know Delilah, Mike knows her. She is a veteran of over 500 movies and has many box covers to her credit. She is one luscious piece of Sicilian-Puerto-Rican ass. Delilah is a member of the “Kennedy Family” of the porn world. Her mother was Deborah Coxx who performed in the 80’s, her sister is Samantha Strong (and yes they have appeared together before) and her cousin is Courtney Cummz. That is a regular familial porn dynasty! She has won “Best Three-way Sex Scene” and the coveted “Dirtiest Girl in Porn” at the AVNs.
Lindsey Lovehands
April 6, 2010
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Charity Begins at Home….
I am getting ready to go on “Bubba the Love Sponge Show” this morning….if you are in the Tampa Bay area or want to listen tune into http://streaming.theboneonline.com/ and tune
Lindsey Lovehands
February 5, 2010
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The Economic Stimulus Plan
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I’ll explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is
Mike
January 22, 2010
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How Many Of These Pornchicks Do You Know
From: Sherman emmreport.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE December 30, 2009 2009 saw many things, including the return of Sherman, who sought refuge with the EMMREPORT after going awol
Mike
December 31, 2009
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Stripper Quote of The Day
OK it’s really from a strip club manager….. “Should I ever need a brain transplant, please see to it that I get a stripper’s brain…..I want one that hasn’t ever
Mike
December 23, 2009
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We need To Save The Children
From The Onion…this is SO TRUE If you have IE you have to follow the link because IE SUCKS The rest of you should see it fine Study: Children Exposed
Mike
November 18, 2009
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Some observations from the “Sunshine State”
I am sitting at the computer and have been fairly scatter-brained since getting here…obviously the major-league “up-rooting” that I just completed in a severely compressed time frame would probably take
Lindsey Lovehands
November 10, 2009
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Mike
October 5, 2009
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The State of the “Union”?
First off, I want to say real quickly….the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER is out….check out page 71 and you will see me. YEAH! Thanks to Mike for taking such
Lindsey Lovehands
October 1, 2009
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex
From Azoy on GFY….I gotta admit I think Azoy has had some REALLY annoying girlfriends, I cracked up 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex 1. Assuming he can get
Mike
September 18, 2009
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Michael Thomas Strother’s lucky rabbits foot “rabbit’s foot” … who knew?
Saturday Michael came over because we were WAY behind on our content shoots…every time over the last few weeks we had planned to shoot something came up…either for me
Lindsey Lovehands
September 15, 2009
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You heard it here first….Lindsey Lovehand’s appliances cumming to a store near you…
I have been silent for the last two weeks or so here on Mike South because I have been engaged in very serious negotiations with an un-named appliance manufacturer. I
Lindsey Lovehands
September 3, 2009
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Mike
September 3, 2009
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The Sex-Toy Conspiracy
Well I suppose I could talk about what an exciting addition Julie Meadows is to the site…kudos to Mike for pulling off that coup d’etat. The “Pimps and Hos” story
Lindsey Lovehands
July 31, 2009
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Obamas Secret To A Happy Marraige – Fisting
At least that’s what the love doctor on Fox Says. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://rackjite.com/archives/2723-Videooops-humor,-Fox-Detroit-Love-Doctor-Reveals-Keys-to-Obama-Marriage,-Includes…..-F
Mike
January 26, 2009
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Overheard This Morning At My Bank
As an elderly fellow was checking the Balance of his Investments “This is worse than a divorce. I have lost half my net worth and I still have my wife.”
Mike
October 23, 2008
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Stripper Smarter Than President Bush?
It was pointed out to me by Autumn, one of Tim’s peelers that the stripper who spelled Squirrel S q a r e l can actually say nuclear and terrorist
Mike
September 10, 2008
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Stripper Quote of the Day:
Amber comes into the office and she briefly flashes her pussy at ED. Ed: “Do that again” Amber: “It’s like the sun, you can’t stare at it very long”
Mike
August 7, 2008
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Chinese Translations:
Today Case and I were musing the humorous Chinese Translations of some popular American Movie Titles, like these: “Pretty Woman” — “I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money” “Leaving
Mike
August 5, 2008
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I Just Can’t Help It
This guy that thought up this company is a genius. [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJk4YqNcPpQ&eurl=http://boortz.com/more/video/camel_towing.html]
Mike
July 15, 2008
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Stripper Quotes
It’s been a while but yesterday I heard a couple worth mentioning. Kelly is spending a couple of weeks with me, lets just say Kelly has recently found freedom, as
Mike
May 16, 2008
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Is Ed Powers Directing Television Commercials?
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab6iasqds18]
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Steve Lick
April 16, 2008
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Watching Porn With Your Family
You have to admire a family that can gather around the computer together and watch lesbian and shitting videos… This is one of the thousands of reaction videos to the
Steve Lick
April 6, 2008
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An Introduction…
First and foremost, I want to thank Mike South for letting me borrow the keys to the car here. I promise not to leave any pecker tracks on your rich
Steve Lick
April 3, 2008
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