Friday night I ‘m in Dayton, hanging out in Tim’s office, as usual, enjoying what was to be my last night in town and spending time with my friends. One

Several things have been on my mind lately and I’m going to pontificate on them eventually. But lately I have been asked a good bit about how I am doing,

Tim Case asked me to see if I could locate a hard to find movie for him, I did and I watched it last night in Full HiDef. Now I

Mike South for president in08?  Be very afraid… From a local news channel For the full story go HERE

I wass talkin to Tod Hunter today and had an epiphany. I propositioned him with my million dollar idea. Between the two of us we will write a 300 page

The last week has found me being visited by my friend Kelly, who is 24 and WAY hotter than I deserve. We spent last weekend in Mexico Beach. The Snappers

It’s 0140 AM here as I write this and I am waiting on something. Somewhere in Cape Canaveral, Florida there is a young lady in her twenties, Eastern European and

My friend Teresa ( who has her own Hunting and Fishing TV Show ) sent me these pics: Apparently she has come up with this new idea to beautify America

I had the pleasure of taking the undoubtedly hottest (and smartest) girl in porn to dinner last Friday evening. I won’t name her because she writes for me and I

Many of you who are long time readers will remember the story  about a young ladyfriend who sent me a handmade card from a state prison. If you don’t, then

I was in Dayton last November, the first time I had visited since Tim and Felicia had their new baby. Tim met me at the Hotel to help me unload

OK I’m don’t exactly know why but this video REALLY weirds me out: Maybe it’s the idea that a bunch of very strange Russians ( The Leningrad Cowboys) are singing

As most of y’all now know Adam and Eve didn’t buy DP but I sure got a bunch of ya think they did. to answer some questions: No I din’t

Potential Model: Why do you want me to do things that repulse me? Potential Model: Wht do guys always want me to do disgusting things South1226: It’s our nature I

I got an invite to the premiere and party in NYC tomorrow night, complete with open bar. How come they never do these things in Atlanta? “Shine A Light” is

And what a trip it was too.  Very productive despite a visit from the local sheriffs department (who were actually very cool, specially when you consider someone tipped them I

Believe you don’t really appreciate your real friends until you sometime in your forties at least, then the older you get the more important they become to you. I don’t

Tim calls me up says dude my peelers are starving, the weather has sucked here and nobodys making any money. Speaking of sucking come on up and shoot them, they

On Monday I spent four hours having  several sets of MRIs done on my spinal cord. Yesterday I spent 3 hours in my Neurosurgeons office, but the results turned out

One year ago today, I woke up at 4AM and packed a small bag. My little brother picked me up thirty minutes later, my mom was in the car with

I have always identified with that particular line from Jimmy Buffet’s classic “A Pirate Looks At 40” because ,at least in my life, it’s so true. I got a card

10. A porn director in the managers office 9. Stripper karaoke, the strippers have to dance to what the customers sing…It tortures them. 8. Beer Nazi Bartenders, word is if

Thats right I’m back in Dayton, to celebrate the new year with my buddies up here. If ya wanna see me live and in person Im at Flamingo Showclub on

The lovely and talented Goddess of Oddness will be doing my update YAY!