Dayton Here I Come

Tim calls me up says dude my peelers are starving, the weather has sucked here and nobodys making any money. Speaking of sucking come on up and shoot them, they

Mike March 11, 2008 No Comments

With A Name Like Elliott Spitzer (Brian Writes)

But WAIT! His wifey ain’t half damn bad! This has GOT to be the thrill of the hunt…And don’t tell me it’s cause she wouldn’t do anal. NO WIVES DO

Mike March 10, 2008 No Comments

Three TRILLION DOLLARS and What Does Our Moron President Have To Say?

George W. Bush, marking five years since the Department of Homeland Security was created, said the United States was not safe from terrorists who were plotting another attack as he

Mike March 7, 2008 2 Comments

I swear it wasnt me.

Not news: Guy falls asleep in cinema during “PS _I Love You”. News: Wife leaves him there to teach him a lesson. MikeSouth.com: Goes unnoticed by staff, locked in for

Mike March 7, 2008 No Comments

The High Priced Spread – Who Has The Most Expensive Pussy In Porn?

Wll numerous top level contract girls have escorted for thousands of dollars and done ten thousand dollar weekend tricks but in the golden pussy department nobody tops Amy Reid This

Mike March 6, 2008 1 Comment

McCain Clenches the Republican Nomination

As I write this John McCain has sealed the Republican nomination and Huckleberry has withdrawn from the race. The Democrats are a whole nuther story. Clinton has staged a bit

Mike March 5, 2008 1 Comment

Paul Raymond Passes

One of porns elite passes, though few Americans even in porn have heard of him his net worth was well above that of any American porner, including Larry Flynt LONDON

Mike March 3, 2008 No Comments

BT Writes

Hey, Mike: I was just on the AVN and ABC News sites to read about the latest dialogue between Ron Jeremy and the pastor from XXXchurch. This time it was

Mike March 3, 2008 No Comments

This Is What Happens When You Drink On An Empty Fucking Brain

From: Car Maddo <[email protected]> Subject: Hello To: [email protected] Hello I read your article on Stormy Daniels on your site. I’m sorry you stupid fuck, stormy daniels will NEVER cross over

Mike March 2, 2008 2 Comments

The News Was Good

On Monday I spent four hours having several sets of MRIs done on my spinal cord. Yesterday I spent 3 hours in my Neurosurgeons office, but the results turned out

Mike February 27, 2008 2 Comments

Jacklyn Lick Takes On Shelly Lubben:

Hey Mike, I got an add request from this woman on myspace, maybe you know of her, maybe you don’t. But, I found her profile to be a bit insulting,

Mike February 25, 2008 2 Comments

Isn’t It Time?

I heard a man comment about Barak Obama today, he said that if the election of Obama would would finally put an end to the constant cries of racism he

Mike February 25, 2008 No Comments

Nicole Sheridan Writes:

Mike, Just so you know, most skydivers don’t look at the sport as “cheating death,” but rather as a moment in time of complete freedom. Yes, a chance of dying

Mike February 22, 2008 1 Comment

Happy Anniversary!

One year ago today, I woke up at 4AM and packed a small bag. My little brother picked me up thirty minutes later, my mom was in the car with

Mike February 21, 2008 3 Comments

The Gene Simmons Sex Tape

The story broke today that there is a Gene Simmons sex tape in existence and that you can now see your favorite KISS bassist throwing down with some Aussie chick

Mike February 20, 2008 2 Comments

The Death of HD-DVD is Now Official

February 19, 2008 – 8:45 am “Toshiba Corporation today announced that it has undertaken a thorough review of its overall strategy for HD DVD and has decided it will no

Mike February 19, 2008 No Comments

Brian Comments On Gorillas Having Face To Face Sex

Damn I may have to give this guy his own cloumn! Mike: GREAT! Now we have irrefutable proof of Darwin’s theory of evolution of the species! Primates continue to evolve

Mike February 17, 2008 1 Comment

Gorillas Photographed Having Sex Face To Face No Word on Whereabouts Of Ron Jeremy

Source: http://www.livescience.com/animals/080213-gorilla-mating.html Gorillas Caught in Very Human Act By Tuan C. Nguyen, LiveScience Staff Writer posted: 13 February 2008 09:43 am ET Gorillas have been caught on camera for the

Mike February 15, 2008 2 Comments

Tim Case Sends me A Story All Idiots Who Think Choking In Sex Is Cool Read This

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – At least 82 U.S. youths have died since 1995 engaging in “the choking game” in which they try to experience a fleeting “high” by cutting off the

Mike February 15, 2008 1 Comment

Brian (A Man After My Own Heart) In powder Springs Writes

This blonde girl comes smiling up to the car window.. ” Can I have some gas money?” She was beautiful. Her story had holes, she wanted to know the distance

Mike February 14, 2008 No Comments

Stormy Daniels Creates a Storm At The Grammys

Apparently the fashion police didn’t like her dress but gotta give it to Stormy she is everywhere because of it. E! even did a segment on her, She was on

Mike February 12, 2008 1 Comment

Duff Gordon and the Staff at The Chatsworth Chronicle Send This

Mike February 12, 2008 No Comments

Sharon Mitchell Disgusting on Celbrity Rehab?

XXX: dude, did you see sharon mitchell on Celeb Rehab tonight? South1226: no South1226: please tell me they didnt call her Dr XXX: yes, Dr Sharon Mitchell, THERAPIST XXX: HAHAHA

Mike February 8, 2008 No Comments

The Sixth Circuit Rules Again

The same sixth circuit court that struck down 2257 has upheld the single most draconian anti strip club legislation in the country. Strip clubs in Covington Kentucky now have a