It has been a while since I had one but today I listened to the controversial Melania Trump Speech ( mountain/molehill anyone) and it reminded me of a stripper in

Im not versed on the full story behind this yet but suffice it to say it ranks right up there in terms of stupid porn chick tweets.  This is dumb

Ok It’s been a bit too serious here of late so this post should lighten things up. Tim and I were discussing the common denominators that girls in the adult

“I don’t ever get sick I do to many drugs.” – Marley  The Harem, Dayton, OH Manager – “Take ‘Jezebel’ off the rotation. She’s leaving.” DJ – “Really? She just

  angela aspen ?@angelaaspenxxx You do Ass to Mouth scenes, see 6 clients a day… and complain about a hair n ur food? Hahahaaaa

  Christy Mack ?@ChristyMack I can’t stop laughing at you silly girls that are upset that you didn’t get an award for sucking cock… Life will go on, I assure

  Some back ground is needed first  Dayton Strip Club owner “Michael J” died yesterday around noon.  He passed away in a booth at a restaurant from a heart attack. 

This made me laugh, its SO true.

  We are at the beach and Mishelle makes the following observation:   “I have so much sand in me I am making pearls” LOL   “Stripper Quotes ” The

  Stripper: “Have you seen Kayden lately?” Me: “No I don’t know where she is” Stripper: “Have you asked the captain of the flying monkeys?”

Stripper: What do you think is more important for happiness, Fame Or money? Me: I wish to be famous for having enough money to indulge myself excessively Stripper: (After thinking

    To the DJ   “So, let me get this straight: You sit here all night and push buttons. And you talk into the mike. And you watch the

One of the customers was telling Mishelle (the Stripper) that every day when he goes home his wife comes out of the kitchen and bitches at him for having been

One of the lovely and talented dancers came to the DJ booth and told DJ Tim that she wanted to dance to “Brick House”. Then she says “You know, the

  One of my lovely dancers came in explaining why she couldn’t stay the night with me (not tha I asked her to mind you) “My pussy ate a little

  I have a stripper that calls herself  “Anonymous” She was in the office with Mishelle who was talking about her  last   Southernbukkake.com shoot and Anonymous proclaimed that she just

  One of my strippers is in the office and talking about having made meatloaf for dinner. Another stripper commented that the last time she made meatloaf she had used

Compliments of the lovely and talented Kayden Kross “What the fuck is a Rooster Cogburn.” OMG…..

Kiska comes into the office… Tim I need to go home early Tim asks why do you need to go hme early Kiska replies:  Because my Uterus is falling out.

“How much do I have to pay you to be in one of your movies?” The really sad thing is she couldn’t pay me enough…..

Tim …. How much is a two dollar bill worth?