Thanks Bivman!
What Have I Started Now…Wankus chimes in:
Wankus of KSEXradio.com says:
I don’t know why I’m submitting a list of damn good R&B bass players to a bunch of hicks who know nothing about duh Funk but hell, if it edumacates one of ya, it served it’s purpose:
10. Jaco Pastorious – Weather Report – [C’mon now, mad skills can’t get him in the sack? I think not]
9. Les Claypool – [Duh Man! Soothing chords into slapping funk, and that’s not including his playing]
8. Victor Wooten – Flecktones – [Not the prettiest of the group but damn this man has fingers that drive the ladies nuts]
7. Bootsy Collins – Parliament – [You think George Clinton only shares his weed? Collins got a lot of left overs]
6. Tony Levin – King Crimson [Six string bass, bald head – he got fucked, it’s a given]
5. Flea – Red Hot Chilli Peppers [girls, guys, everyone wants to fuck him]
4. MeShell Nndegeocello [Okay so she’s a dyke but she’s so damn good I’d stick my dick between her bass strings]
3. Stanley Clarke [Undercover Brother isn’t the only thing this man’s famous for – bangin’ babes at the Apollo was probably routine]
2. Brian Bromberg [Jazz and R&B player – funky as a MoFo – the sisters had to tear this white boy up when they saw his skills]
1. Mark King – Level 42 – [Who would’da thunk it? A white boy leads the funk list….this guy doesn’t just play commercial cheesy shit, he spanks that bass like his bitches]
You can post your rockers all ya want, but the bitches I know want to bang bass players with SKILLS not just David Lee Roth style outfits and haircuts!
Many Wanks,
