Humor Archives - Mike South

Nigerian Doctors Tutored on Management of Priapism, CUNY Math Professor Afflicted

Cliff Hanger — Fri, 07 Jul 2023 17:00:50 +0000

On July 4, the Vanderbilt University held a workshop at the Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital (AKTH) in Nigeria, to tutor 100 Medical Doctors on the management of Priapism — a long-lasting, painful erection. In Greek mythology, the rustic fertility god Priapus is the protector of livestock, beekeeping, and male genitalia. According to a Statement signed by Hauwa Muhd Abdullahi, […]

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Zoe’s Extraordinary Playlist @ZoeSparx

xxxReporter — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 22:56:38 +0000

In honor of the new NBC series “Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist”, wherein the lead character magically hears people’s innermost wants and desires through popular songs, we at MikeSouth.com have re-imagined the show . . . What if it centered around D-list starlet Zoe Sparx f.k.a. Andi Rye a.k.a. Jane Dog? You’ll recall that the Nexxxt Level Talent starlet […]

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Aidy Bryant Channels Andi Rye (@ZoeSparx) on SNL with Harry Styles (VIDEO)

xxxReporter — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:44:39 +0000

If only pop star Harry Styles were actually a canine, perhaps disgraced D-list porn performer Andi Rye a.k.a. Zoe Sparx might see him as “woman’s best friend” Aidy Bryant sang a very funny ode to her dog-boyfriend, Harry Styles, on last week’s Saturday Night Live. As Charu Sinha writes at The Cut: Bryant stars as Joan, a long-suffering […]

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Sins of the Flesh: The Caliph Corrects a Transgressor in Latest Radical Jizzlam Update @Radical_Jizzlam

PornReporter — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 15:37:12 +0000

She was greedy to practice every kind of impurity, but the Caliph taught this libidinous wayward follower not to suppress her sexual urges, rather to fulfill them responsibly. Face Pecca! Radical Jizzlam, the adult site that makes a religion out of oral sex, has published a new instructional video about how to deal with sins […]

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Twitter Reacts to Our Johnny Sins-Kashmir Post and It’s Extraordinary #PrayForJohnny

xxxReporter — Wed, 04 Sep 2019 00:19:22 +0000

Earlier today, we reported on how ex-Pakistan High Commissioner to India Abdul Basit mistook American porn stud Johnny Sins for a stone-pelting rebel from Kashmir who lost his eyesight to gunfire. In a now-deleted tweet, Basit shared a dramatic photograph bearing the caption: “Yousuf from Ananthnag [sic] lost vision from pellet… pls raise your voice.” […]

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Bad Luck Goodluck: The ‘Worst Porn PR of the Week’ Labor Day Edition

PornReporter — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 23:24:54 +0000

This week, Johnny Goodluck learns that when Erika Icon is on the payroll, if it isn’t for bad luck you’ll have no luck at all! Here we are again with the latest edition MikeSouth.com’s ‘Week in Review, retrospective, a little something we call ‘The Worst Porn PR of the Week‘. It should surprise no one […]

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Butt-Con ‘A Holey Experience’ in New York City

Sam Langhorne — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 19:57:39 +0000

Invading armies can be resisted, Victor Hugo once wrote, but nothing can stop an idea whose time has come. Behold, Butt-Con! Billed as “A Holey Experience for the Like-Behinded,” last week’s Butt-Con convention centered around anything and everything to do with your buttocks. The event was conceived and organized by the bidet company called Tushy and […]

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Erika Icon Has Outdone Herself: The ‘Worst Porn PR of the Week’

PornReporter — Sun, 25 Aug 2019 22:38:56 +0000

Publicist Career-killer Erika Icon of The Rub PR has truly outdone herself. This past week she somehow managed to cobble together not only the Worst Porn PR of the Week, but one that is more amateurish than her previous two winners! That is some feat! Erika’s victim is once again her client, Lance Hart. Here’s the […]

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Avenatti’s New Defense Strategy Has The Benefit of Novelty, If Not Much Else

Sam Langhorne — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 15:09:49 +0000

This gem was posted on Twitter by USA Today's Brad Heath, but it bears amplification here for its novelty and sheer chutzpah alone.

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‘The Worst Porn PR of the Week’ Goes to Returning Champion Erika Icon of The Rub PR

PornReporter — Sat, 17 Aug 2019 20:12:53 +0000

To open MikeSouth.com’s new “Week in Review” retrospective, we would like to extend our sincere gratitude to a loyal reader: Erika Icon of The Rub PR, the most incompetent publicist in the adult business. As last week’s post demonstrated, if typographical errors, grammatical errors, clichés and repetitive phrasing were crimes, Erika would be on death row. […]

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