If only pop star Harry Styles were actually a canine, perhaps disgraced D-list porn performer Andi Rye a.k.a. Zoe Sparx might see him as “woman’s best friend”
Aidy Bryant sang a very funny ode to her dog-boyfriend, Harry Styles, on last week’s Saturday Night Live.
Bryant stars as Joan, a long-suffering woman whose boyfriend was cheating on her (shame on you, Steve), before she found a hot new guy, er, dog. Joan introduces us to a chubby chihuahua shortly before he transforms into pop sensation Harry Styles, and it all makes sense in a strange, dream-logic kind of way. . . . Even if all of that doesn’t quite sound like your cup of tea, there’s also Harry Styles in a dog collar to consider.
Here’s the video:
While the SNL clip explicitly does not endorse bestiality, last week we reported that Nexxxt Level Talent starlet Andi Rye a.k.a. Zoe Sparx said that having sexual contact with a dog is “kinda hot”, and ok as long as the dog is into it.
Here’s that video, which derives from a Pierre Woodman casting session in June 2017
Andi Rye, who wears a dog collar in the clip, is also asked by Pierre Woodman if she would blow a dog if her “master”/daddy told her to do it.
She answers, “Oh yeah, I’d do it.”