I didn’t write this. It was emailed to me via myspace and I’m pulling a classic Mike move and reposting: Prostitution The truth about life is we’re all just call

I’m on the phone. No. That’s a lie. My phone is on speaker and I’m on the computer. My mom is on the phone. She has superpowers, namely her ability

Valentine’s Day. VD. The all too obvious parallel with the other disaster linked to love has drawn itself and I feel trite pointing it out. It’s actually never been a

Here’s what I’ve learned from celebrity gossip magazines- avoid holding a verifiable opinion at all costs. When you are backed into a corner, say things that only monsters would publicly

If you don’t believe me look it up on google.com/trends. I think she’s made it.

Twitter. Before stevelick’s post on the evil irrelevance of it all it was only a Disney sound to me. It’s what the cartoon birds did when they were in love

Well the next time someone asks me what good porn agents are I’m just going to cut straight to the real issue. They’re necessary. Good, bad, or in between, they

A good friend of mine took me to his brother-in-law’s house a while back and everything seemed normal until they all jumped up and ran to the window when one

Independent filmmakers Suzanne Niedland of BusEye Films, LLC, and Aaron Wells of Silver Beach Productions, Inc, have been honored for their documentary short film What Is Art? with a prestigious

I was pumping gas on Sunday and I had paid in cash because the ATM kidnapped my card so I had slightly more time than usual to really get in

Let this go down in porn history as being my greatest contribution to this industry to date. Let me be remembered as the catalyst who launched this gem into a

Sooooo I got molded today. Cyberskin replicas of my various body parts will be rolling off the line any month now. Official Kayden Kross gag gifts will be coming soon

Tom Writes: Hey man, whatever happened to the old Sin City contract girl, Karina? I always thought she was sexy as hell and she was one of the few real

Dear English Teacher: I’m not going to address you formally and space twice before I begin with an indent and double check the date at the top because my life

I’m at Starbucks again waiting on drinks that aren’t mine because I’ve already had two but I’m bringing some to a friend and I’ve been here for awhile now working

Pop Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken In, sprinkled with ashes, Pop switches channels, takes another Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks What to do with me,

WordPress and Macs are not friends. No, I don’t want to go into code and put in breaks myself. And yes, I did have a worthwhile post but once it

Well I’ve had some free time on my hands lately and at first it was an adjustment period but I’m settling in. I almost got a goldfish yesterday. I looked

I was walking to Starbuck’s today and I saw one of those things we always hear about but never see, like dogs named Fido and men with realistic perceptions of

The last time I heard of a horseback rider having a run in with the police, the lady in question was high on meth running down main street on a

Well I’m sitting in the drive thru at McDonald’s and yes, I’m blogging. I’m blogging because I have a membership with AT&T wifi and their hotspots are mostly found in

I was out on the trails today with Conte and I’m proud to report I’ve made it back alive and with only minor bruising. The trails out here suck. That’s

This comment was posted on the Big Proud Scrotal Sacks blog I put up: “Would you pay $11.82 for a plate? I would. Mikasa, a 60 year old dinnerware company,

Women: you can’t live with them, and you can’t make money selling them into white slavery. (Not at current market rates, anyway). Other than paying for Mike South’s dinner and watching him fall

I was in a mall on the magnificent mile in Chicago the other day and I saw something that made me cringe and shudder in the same breath. Let me

Malcolm Gladwell is a downright sexy man. He may not look it but it’s down there lurking, it’s hanging out somewhere deep and undetectable. He’s sexy because he keeps putting