Mr. South:
So I’m sittin’ here mildly amusing myself during a rare office day at home
with a few visits to my favorite site, decided to check up on the ol’
Mikester.
And I read your surreal story.
I’m 47 years old with a wife I GOTTA FUCKIN’ BEG for some boring assed sex.
I work out ALL THE TIME to stay somewhat in shape FOR HER. FOR HER! AND! I
drive my ass all over the Southeast US at a schmuck job. Hell, if she MOVED
her ass during sex I wouldn’t be on the internet. Of course if 1/2 the wives
in the United States moved their ass during sex there wouldn’t BE an
internet.
So GO Mike. Go be surreal.
It ain’t surreal. You want surreal? Come fuck my wife and call it a happy
Marriage. I dare ya’. Come sit in Adult Sunday School EVERY SUNDAY and try
NOT to fall slurping at the one INCREDIBLE BABE who wears the most
facinating heels, leggy blonde about 45 ( Gawd what a MILF ) who shows up
and reminds me I HAVE a dick.
Surreal is what everyone else does that you don’t do. THAT’S surreal.
Thanks for listening and keep up the good work.
Ever the Curmudgeon in Powder Springs,
Your faithful fan
Brian
I’m gonna go get a beer.
PS
But since you listened, I’ve decided to read Charles Bukowski. I had to
google him, but I’m grateful for the introduction.
Your curmudgeon in GA
2 Responses
Ok, I tried, but I can’t let this pass without commenting. For the record, there are those of us married WOMEN who would like to be getting more sex, too, but because of health reasons on the man’s part we AREN’T. So enough of this ‘poor, pitiful married MAN not getting enough’ stereotype. I’m not spending all my times fantasizing about cops for the hell of it, ya know.
Although this really doesn’t apply to me. Really it doesn’t. Honest. Seriously. I do know someone that who would give a hardy AMEN.