TimCase and Felicia Fox On the Road Again: Day ???, Los Angeles

Hola, Senor South! Yo Quiero…(er, excuse me…been in the southwest too long).

Hey, Mike! We’ve finally made it to the left coast…we arrived in L.A. Sunday afternoon at around 2pm and checked into our old familiar hooker motel on Roscoe.I have to tell you, dude…we left Long Island on Sunday, Nov. 10, exactly 14 days ago today. That boggles my mind. Since leaving NY we’ve driven nearly 3200 miles, put on 20 feature shows in four different clubs in two different cities (Albuquerque & Tucson), stayed in four different hotels, saw two different Tool concerts, and dragged poor Bubba with us every step of the way. I’ve personally witnessed Felicia Fox making out with at least 8 different house dancers, and I suspect there are a few I may have missed. Jim Gunn would be very proud.
(Oh yeah…along the way I think we made a little money, too.)
During the long drive out west, I witnessed some of the most absolutely beautiful scenery I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I was supremely humbled at the awe-inspiring sight of all those gorgeous natural peaks, clefts, and valleys — and that was just Felicia flashing and mooning the truck drivers. In all seriousness, though — the drive through New Mexico, Arizona, and California offers some of the most breathtaking scenery I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait to see it all again on the long drive back to Long Island, where we have to be December 4-7 at “The Scene”. How sick is THAT?
On the way out west, in the middle of the night on a lonely stretch of Missouri interstate, with Felicia and Bubba asleep in the back seat and the cd player running on overdrive, I came up with another TOP TEN LIST for you…this, my kentucky fried friend, is a list of songs which make you want to keep on driving right on past the rest area…I dare anyone reading this right now: listen to all of these songs in a row and just TRY and resist the urge to throw the dog, the porn star, and the feature costumes in the van then head out to the highway.


10. “Radar Love” by Golden Earring
9. “Green Grass and High Tides” by The Outlaws
8. “Against the Wind” by Bob Seger
7. “Only God Knows Why” by Kid Rock
6. “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead
5. “Roll With the Changes” by REO Speedwagon
4. “Willin'” by Little Feat (“Dixie Chicken” is an acceptable substitute)
3. “Turn the Page” by either Bob Seger or Metallica
Gotta disagree here the metallica cover SUCKED!
2. “Call Me the Breeze” by Lynyrd Skynyrd
1. “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who
BONUS TRACK: “Rock and Roll” by Led Zeppelin

Later, bro. Have a happy turkey day! And Happy Thanksgiving to all our buddies out there reading all this stuff (that means you, Dave Cummings; you too, Steve Lane; and especially you, Jaime Romero at Hustler Hollywood)

Well I ain’t from Kentucky Tim but I do have to agree with your list and your critique of Fifi’s landscape.

As a tribute to my buddy Tim Case, I Mike South am going to be a suitcase pimp for the week! I am leaving tomorrow night to go on the road with Devon Michaels. I will write about my experiences here. Any advice before I leave from Suitcase pimp par excellece Tim Case is always appreciated!

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TimCase and Felicia Fox On the Road Again: Day ???, Los Angeles

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