I got this letter today from my buddy Adella,

Whose ovaries I haven’t busted in a while so she was due anyway.

Hello there!

I just wanted to let you know that I will be attending Internext. If you plan to attend and would like to meet while there, please let me know as soon as possible!

Warmest regards,
Adella

It wasn’t even addressed to me….just “Hello There” no doubt you all got the same form letter…I had to respond:

WHAT?
Is THIS how you talk to me now? After all we have been through I get what reads like a FORM LETTER!
Ya I wanna meat ya…I mean meet ya…matter of fact I dare you to try and avoid me.

Warmest Regards my ass….

South

To which Adella responds:

Ya know – I get Tera on the cover of 3 mainstream magazines – send you press releases and jpegs and you don’t even mention it – you don’t even bust my ovaries –

That deserves a form letter!

Oxoxoxoxoxox

Can’t wait to see you.

OK Im not so sure that being on a magazine called Bizarre is all that much to whoop about Bazaar maybe….and what was the other? Fridge? Isn’t that Westinghouse publication?

Get her on the cover of Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report, People or even Oxford American and ya got something…oh ya or Maxim I love Maxim…

OOOOH I know … you could write a book…PR for Dummies…put Tera on the cover…now that baby would sell 🙂


Luv Ya

South

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I got this letter today from my buddy Adella,

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