The State of the “Union”?

First off, I want to say real quickly….the December 2009 issue of HUSTLER is out….check out page 71 and you will see me.  YEAH!  Thanks to Mike for taking such wonderful pics!  I hope to get that full-spread soon…hint, hint Mike.

Okay…now for the “meat” of my post.  What in the HELL is going on in this country?  I know Mike is not that fond of political posts but I feel like so much of what I’m about to say is very germane to our business as well because it illustrates the slippery-slope we are heading down as a nation.  Let’s see…where should I begin?  How about Roman Polanski?  This midget piece of Euro-trash drugged a 13 year-old girl, plied her inhibitions even more with alcohol and then RAPED her.  Then, after admitting to it under oath, he jumped bail and fled to Europe where he has lived, quite comfortably and in oppulent style, for THIRTY-TWO years.  Throughout this period of being a fugitive from justice, Polanski has continued to make untold millions producing and directing movies, as well as being HONORED for “lifetime achievement” by some brain-dead organizations.  We are all familiar with the story.  And now that he is FINALLY being called to account for his actions, what comes out of the mouths of such Hollywood luminaries as Whoopi Goldberg, Ted Danson and other blatantly hypocritical leftists?  “Well…you know….he did it but it was so long ago and we should cut him some slack…he’s suffered enough with Sharon Tate and their unborn baby being murdered and all…..BLAH BLAH BLAH!  Where is the public outcry to the THEFT of this girl’s innocence?  Where is Gloria Steinham and NOW, now that we REALLY need them?  I wonder if this poor girl got into porn after being subjected to a drunken and drugged “roll-in-the-hay” with one of the Seven Dwarfs?  On top of that, it is a well-known fact that her own MOTHER was aware of Polanski’s designs on the then, pre-pubescent model LONG before the rape even occurred.  And the mother accepted and encouraged it.  She was more concerned with furthering her daughter’s modeling career than with protecting her virtue.  I wonder what she is doing right now?  But I am sure the same Hollywood elitist types that are calling to give Polanski a mulligan are also the ones that march with the women’s groups outside Exxxotica and the AVN’s because porn is so “degrading” to women.  I think that girl’s mother and Whoopi are degrading to women. 

And speaking of Hollyweird whack-jobs, I guess now public policy is going to be set and influenced by Will Farrell, Kanye West, Tina Faye, Michael Moore, et al.  That’s right, did you see the YouTube video of the aforementioned “actors” talking about health insurance companies and the pay of their CEO’s?  If you didn’t, I’ll give you the thumbnail.  The mega-rich of Hollywood want to tell YOU that YOU should be more “patriotic” by surrendering more of YOUR money to pay for THEIR “feel-good” causes.  The people from Hollywood believe that it is morally outrageous that a CEO of CIGNA makes $500,000 per year.  But I suppose Will Farrell REALLY thinks that he is $20 MILLION per picture worth of funny.  Not in my book.  And they also took stabs at bank CEO’s as well.  I guess they forget who funds and underwrites the same shitty movies they get paid “perfectly reasonable” sums to appear in.  What a joke.  I would DEFINATELY do an all-anal gangbang for $20 million.  It’s all started with Meryl Streep and those godamn apples.  Just shut the hell up, make your movies, adopt a bunch of African babies and then go into rehab.  THAT’s what you are good at.  Leave the thinking to people that actually HAVE brains.  I love the “do as I say, not as I do” mentality that now pervades all of our society.  But I forgot, Bill Maher has degree in economics from the Wharton School.  He must be hiding it in that nose of his. 

I want to preface this part by saying that I WAS NOT a fan of George W. Bush.  However, when the Patriot Act was proposed and subsequently passed, everyone was wringing their hands that “this marks the death knoll too our freedoms and liberties” and “government will wiretap our phone calls and emails and be in our bedrooms next for no good reason…”  Well, ironically enough, now that the White House is using the internet and the White House OFFICIAL website to actively solicit information on people that do NOT agree with them on health care reform or the war or whatever the subject du-jour is, I have not heard one peep out of the usual suspects.  Why is that?  Facebook has a third-party poll post asking the question “Should Obama be killed” and the Secret Service goes into overdrive peering into EVERY single person’s life who may have made the unfortunate mistake of voting?  I thought we had “freedom of speech” in this country?  Or is it only worth protecting and worrying about when a EVIL Republican is in power.  And furthermore, now that Obama has the job, and is discovering it’s harder than it looked from the outside looking in, he is NOT changing the U.S. policy on the war, on rendition, on indefinate custody of terror suspects, etc. BUT he has gotten a pass.  Well, if he is continuing the Bush policies “he must know what he is doing”.  Oh, and Guantanomo won’t be closed by his deadline either…hmmmm.  And guess what, all you porn lovers out there…Obama’s Justice Department is going to be no different than Bush’s when it comes to porn.  Mark my words.  But if you enter this country illegally, you should get free health care.  Makes perfect sense to me.  Looking to buy votes much?

And speaking of buying votes, where is the outcry over ACORN.  I know that the left-wing media like MSNBC and their stable of washed-up ESPN hacks like Keith Bloberman and David Gregory (little known fact about David Gregory, he was passed up for the role of Cornelius in “Planet of the Apes” in favor of Roddy McDowell because the producers felt like Gregory looked TOO MUCH like an ape WITHOUT makeup) continue to propogate the myth that the allegations against ACORN are “lies”, DESPITE the video blatantly disputing that fact.  Folks, whether you liked “W” or not, whether you thought we needed a “change” or not, the FACT is that voter fraud took place.  The entire Dallas Cowboys starting lineup all happened to be in one little hick-town in Texas, at the EXACT same time, and then they all decided to vote at a local high school.  That is what you have to swallow if you want to believe the bloviations of the media and their seemingly endless love-fest with Obama.  If a tax-payer funded organization like ACORN can pull the wool over everyones eyes like that, how long do you think it will take for them to mobilize their minions, along with Move-On.org and others, to attack your right to watch and purchase pornography?  And btw, is it just me or does Rachel Maddow look like she has an Adams apple?  She’s a man baby!

I could go on for pages about the sad state of affairs.  But I know Mike doesn’t want me to monopolize the site.  Suffice to say that Larry Flynt will be coming out with a new flick soon.  That’s right, on the heels of their success with “Nailin’ Palin” Hustler has a new XXX bang-fest in the works.  The cast will include Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Charles Rangel, Rob “Blago” Blagoevich and Michael Moore, as well as cameos by George Clooney and Rosie O’Donnell and the the working title is “Fucking,  American-Style”.  There’s a porn flick I would PAY to bury.

P.S.  I’m NOT a Republican OR a Democrat, I believe you should get what you work for and, more importantly, KEEP what you work for in this country.  But that is beginning to become a foreign concept in this age of political correctness run amok.