THE most common question I get asked is why do you see the same guys over and over in porn, well let me use my experience yesterday to splain it to y’all
I had a boy/girl shoot yesterday, two girls were up here visiting from Florida and decided they wanted to do porn, I could only shoot one of them so I chose Tami, a rockin hot blonde, great tan, beautiful long natural blonde hair, great real tits etc. Her friend was hot too and she came along for the show. I decided to give a new guy a try, Doug, Doug had done a few gangbangs and was convinced he had what it takes to be a porn star. Doug gets there and we get through the oral on her just fine, we get through the oral on him fine. We take a break to freshen the make up etc and when we come back, Doug has wood problems all of a sudden. My PA being the kinda guy who pre thinks this shit offers viagra. After an hour of noodle dick Doug drops 50 mg of Viagra, 30 minutes later he has wood. He starts in a missionary position, I am filming the close up from behind, after maybe 2 minutes he says “I’m gonna come”…fuck missed the pop shot (which was suppossed to be a facial) completely. Now Doug has no prayer of getting wood again.I can’t do the scene…it doesn’t fit the theme. All we can do to salvage it is turn it into a girl girl. Neither of the girls (who are best friends) had ever done girl girl before so its awkward but we get through it…12 hours after we started.
I took a BEATING on this shoot…why? because Doug fucked up. I can’t not pay the girl, she DID do the boy girl so I have to pay extra for the girl girl AND I have to pay the other girl so I ended up paying 1700 fucking dollars and the only useable thing I have is a girl/girl scene.
Doug, who is looking to blame anything but himself for this claims the girl wasn’t helping him, that he is USED to being with girls who want to fuck him. I wanted to KILL the mother fucker…The girl was very reasonable in trying to get him up she even tongue kissed him.
Listen up guys this is NOT a fucking girlfriend experience, she does not want to fuck you because you are such a stud and even if she did she isn’t happy when you can’t get your fucking dick hard causing her a lot of extra time and effort and then you take three fucking strokes and nut… If it’s a girl friend experience you want, fuck your fucking girlfriend! When you are on my payroll (ya I had to pay this fucker) You fuck a dead, limp fucking body if that’s what I tell you to do.
Don’t quit your fucking day job Doug….
There I HAD to get that off my chest.
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