On Gun Violence — All Comments Are Welcome
Worst of 2016: Rampant Gun Violence in the United States by Tim Walker 2016 has finally ended. It will be remembered, and not fondly, for many things — a year
Hap and Leonard
For more years than I’d care to remember now, Mike South and I have been reading and enjoying Joe R. Lansdale’s “Hap & Leonard” series of books. While I was
The Good Ol’ Southern Belle
Felicia Fox, my wife, first started dancing at a club in Dayton, Ohio (under a different name) in 1992. I met her at the Dayton airport in October of 1994
Just Trying to Get This In Before the Rush….
I’ll be brief here. I just want to say how much I’ll miss this venue, and all of the great people who have commented here over the years, those from
Conspiracies, “Truthers”, and the Post-Truth Era
Welcome to Life After Truth, my friends. There is no ‘Real’ anymore. Facts no longer matter, if they ever really did. Opinion, innuendo, memes, and social media posts, created on
One Nation, Under Donald
By Tim Walker “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” That is George Orwell’s line, of course, straight out of his novel “1984,”
Getting Older
I was in Speedway today, getting ready to pay for my gas, when I saw this total goofball standing in line. The guy was probably mid-40’s, with long grey hair pulled back in a
Thanks for the Mammaries
I just wanted to thank Lindsey Lovehands for using my Flamingo Showclub office as her private dressing room this past week. Seeing her standing buck naked in my office was about as
Real Man Rules
My buddy, who has made a career out of trying to turn me into a real man, was giving me more guidance via IM last night while I was lying
Half the Money, and All the Pussy
Women: you can’t live with them, and you can’t make money selling them into white slavery. (Not at current market rates, anyway). Other than paying for Mike South’s dinner and watching him fall
Kayden Kross Performs at the Flamingo Showclub
Penthouse Pet and Adam & Eve contract star Kayden Kross took time out of her very busy schedule to come see us at the Flamingo Showclub in Dayton, Ohio last night
Arianna Armani To Be New Digital Playground Contract Star?
[I’ve worked in and around porn for about 8 years now, and I have good contacts. Hell, I once took Steve Seidman out to dinner. I know Gram Ponante. I’ve
Nothing Says Lovin’ Like Something From the Oven
Former Mr Gay UK ‘slit lover’s throat then marinated his diced flesh with fresh herbs’ A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with
Tits For Tacos
One of the more interesting habits of some of the Flamingo showgirls is a little habit they’ve come to call “Tits for Tacos”. The girls get off work here at
Felicia Fox Congratulates Jenna Jameson
I realize that no official announcement has been made by Jenna Jameson or Tito Ortiz at this point, but just in case she is pregnant, I wanted to congratulate Jenna
“Lord, I was born a Ramblin’ Man…”
[I could be wrong, but I don’t think the Allman Brothers were singing about “rambling” in the sense of writing without having a particular subject in mind. No matter. I
If That’s Country, I’ll Kiss Your Ass
Chris Angel, Mind-Freakin’ Douchebag, at the ACM Awards Sunday Night Felicia and I put the baby to bed early on Sunday evening and settled in to watch the 43rd Annual
An Open Letter to Hillary Rodham Clinton
Subject: There Goes the Neighborhood Dear Hillary: Look, I don’t mean to be rude, but stop, okay? I mean, really… just stop. I realize that you pride yourself on
Why I Hate Writing
So I’m working online a few days ago, busily downloading pirated Digital Playground videos, and I get this instant message from (AVN Award-winning, gun-toting, Libertarian, Georgia pornographer). South: Yo Me:
Slumming…
I remember when Mike South was funny. I remember when Jimmy D was funny, too. Hell, I even remember when I was funny. (I do not, however, ever remember a
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