I was in Speedway today, getting ready to pay for my gas, when I saw this total goofball standing in line. The guy was probably mid-40’s, with long grey hair pulled back in a ponytail, an Iron Maiden t-shirt and a pair of old blue jeans with one of the knees blown out. To make matters worse, he was wearing Chuck Taylors and singing Soundgarden’s “Spoonman” to himself while he waited, thereby revealing himself to be a complete and utter dork. “How pathetic,” I thought to myself. “This guy needs a total makeover.”
Then I realized I was looking in a mirror.