Scottie Ohanian Out of Jail

11 Responses

1. Lovely. How long before he rips off another porn chickie. There should be a poll on that very subject. I will write it out here.

   How long before Scottie Ohanian rips off another porn chickie:
   A. One day
   B. One week
   C. One month
   D. Three months
   E. He learned his lesson and took a job assembling car parts at a factory in Michigan.

2. Def not E. Either A or B. But he doesn’t stop at just ripping off porn girls as we’ve seen in the past.

3. Its rare for someone to flunk out of porn. He will be back scamming girls in no time. Probably B,C, or D.

4. I think Scottie Ohanian would even rip off his own mother. What a fucking douche bag, I hope he flunked out of porn but I highly doubt it. I wonder how much ass he had to put out while he was in the custody of the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center. I feel like another poll, this one a little bit less serious than the first.

   How many people fucked wimp assed pansy Scottie Ohanian up the ass while he was in the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center:

   A: Between 1 and 5 people
   B: Between 6 and 10 people
   C: Between 11 and 15 people
   D: Between 16 and 20 people
   E: More than 20 people

   Bonus: Is Scottie Ohanian’s asshole permanently prolapsed and does he need Depends because of all the dick he took?

   A: Yes
   B: No
   C: No, but he will be doing 50 man gangbang AIDS cum insertion scenes for Treasure Island Media to pay for his drugs, fines, restitution and court costs and therefore will prolapse very soon.

   Maybe Paul Morris at TIM will also hire him to wipe up the AIDS cum off of his studio floors after every scene so he can pay his fines, restitution, court costs and his drug of choice. I also wonder if the LA Pig Department has had a chance to question him since they wanted him for questioning. Maybe they took time away from their doughnuts, coffee and blow to drive to Las Vegas and question him while he was in the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center. If not, look for him to be arrested and sent to the Los Angeles County Detention and Prolapse Facility. 🙂

5. Just to switch gears for a second here, hope scotty lost about 200 lbs from his last weigh in from photo ops prior to his crime spree. He may have caught an STD or two prior to his incarceration. The one sure fire thing he will get though is diabetes

6. Fortunately, type 2 diabetes is manageable nowadays. As for Scottie losing 200 pounds, that isn’t likely on the sugar and carb-loaded jailhouse meals. If anything he probably gained a few pounds as well as a boatload of VD and gang banger cum. Maybe he got syphilis from gang banger dick the first night in jail and since medical care is shitty in jail it progressed to second stage syphilis. With “luck”, he won’t catch it and get medical treatment in time and it will progress to tertiary syphilis, turn his brain into swiss cheese and kill him slowly and painfully. I also hope he had a bunch of dick crammed down his throat and up his ass while in jail at the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center and now has scorching cases of herpes, gonorrhea and chlamydia of the throat and asshole.

7. Also, he’s the bottom-right one in the photo.

8. Funny one, Spawn. He does look like an albino gorilla, though, doesn’t he? BTW, I can say that as I am about 400 pounds myself.

   BTW, what is the over and under in Vegas on Scottie “Gorilla Jailhouse Bitch” Ohanian ripping off a porn chickie in less than a week? More accurately, how many chickies has he already ripped off? Also, what is his first Talent Testing VD test since being released from the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center going to look like? My bet is that he has at least three different, new VDs from getting anally fucked by gang bangers and trannies there. Ladies, don’t work with Scottie Ohanian until at least 15 days has passed since his release from the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center so any late-breaking AIDS infections can be detected before he can infect any of you. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

9. More maniacal tirades from Dr. Harris.

   Welcome back to freedom, Mr. Ohanian. The porn industry awaits your return with open arms.

10. More snarky, insulting comments from Mr. BevMo. Yes, I know who you are but have enough respect not to state even your “nom de porn” or in your case “nom de drunk” on this site. Maybe you will be Scottie’s next employer now that he is out of the Clark County Detention and Ass Fuck Center. I bet you need a grip or a splooge mopper on your sets and he probably needs your $50 pretty badly right now.

11. Do any of the reporters at this site know what the LA Pig Department did to get Scottie “Jailhouse Bitch” Ohanian in for questioning? Further, has he been arrested and has he spent more time at a Jail and Prolapse Center since he was released from the Clark County (NV) Correctional and Ass Fuck Center for fraud? Also, has gone back to stealing from unsuspecting porn chickies and raping midget girls?

    Here is another poll:

    How many women has Scott Ohanian, otherwise known as the former cum receptacle for all Crips at the Clark County Correctional and Ass Fuck Center, raped or stolen from since his release from said Ass Fuck Center?

    A: 0
    B: 1-15
    C: 15-50
    D: 51-75
    E: 76-100
    F: More than 100
    G: Every chick at the Bunny Ranch except the cute midget chick with the YouTube channel
    H. Add every chick at the Love Ranch to (G)
    I: Add that he gave all of the Bunny and Love Ranches chicks COVID-19, Swine Flu, yeast infections and VD

    I am trying to be humorous with this but with more seriousness this Scottie Ohanian is a walking fraud machine and I hope the appropriate Police and Sheriff’s Departments are on the case as I type.