Adella whom I actually like….a lot.. sends me press releases and serious responses to my questions and allegations.
Harry Weiss my favorite joo PR dude, on the other hand sends me this:
Subject: GEORGIA SEXUAL I.Q. TEST
True or False? A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False? Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False? Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False? A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False? A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False? Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False? Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False? Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False? Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False? Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False? An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
True or False? A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False? An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False? A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False? An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False? A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False? Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False? Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
Normally I would take offense at this shit but in the recent education ratings my state ranked dead last on SAT scores. You get a 400 on the SAT just for filing in your name correctly, one High School in Metro Atlanta didn’t even AVERAGE 400. So I guess Harry may have a point.
