In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Massachusetts taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can’t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Bikini car washes (where women wash cars topless) are prohibited in most states, but the fine is only $50 per incident, so places charge an extra $50 to recoup their legal costs.
Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Anyone convicted of naked sunbathing, even if given a suspended sentence, must still be registered as a convicted sexual offender wherever they live.
North Carolina forbids sex outside of marriage, or “fornication”, but the girlfriend as well as the man would have to be prosecuted.
Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town.
Women are prohibited by law in some jurisdictions from addressing male strangers as “honey”, “sweetie”, or “darlin”, and from patting or pinching
the butt of strange men.
In Texas it’s legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it’s illegal to reciprocate.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in-meat freezer.
In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up.
Some of these speak volumes about what must have transpired to get these laws on the books in the first place….
