I need good dirt so if ya have any good porn dirt send it to me and if ya don’t have any make some up! I want all of Luke Ford’s old contributors. Send me stories about porn chicks dancing in your town. Send me anything, please though no jewish dilemma stuff Luke is still doing that. Send me naked pictures of hot chicks! Better yet send me funny stuff cuz gawd knows I need it.
Ok thats it for today, tomorrow maybe I will write something substantive, or maybe later today. Stay tuned!
