From AVN “Indiana man wins Adam and Eve be on the set of a Vivid shoot contest.”
OK what’s wrong with this picture? Well doesn’t Adam and Eve have a production company? Why are they giving away visits to Vivid sets, and isn’t Vivid now owned by Hustler so wouldn’t that make it a Hustler set ? But wait! If my memory serves correctly Hustler movies weren’t in the last Adam and Eve Catalog I saw. So just where is this poor Hoosier gonna end up?
Kevin Younker, of Hammond, Indiana, has been selected as the winner.
Top ten things Kevin can do on the Vivid Set.
10. Ask someone where the black male talent is.
9. See if any of their contract girls will show up.
8. Eat stale food.
7. Check out the variety of condoms.
6. Learn how not to light a porn shoot.
5. See people with a 8th grade education read scripts.
4. Ask around for Tiffany Mason er uh I mean Taya.
3. Ask people where Raylene is.
2. Ask the director when the talent plans on fuckin.
1. Watch the paint on the set dry.
