“I don’t ever get sick I do to many drugs.” – Marley The Harem, Dayton, OH
Manager – “Take ‘Jezebel’ off the rotation. She’s leaving.”
DJ – “Really? She just clocked in an hour ago.”
Manager – “I know. She just got a phone call. Her mom broke out of prison.””
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@MikeSouth1226 LOL.. I avoided getting sick by coating my stomach with a hot fudge sundae before drinking.
My favrita striper quote I am only doing this job work my way through collage that not even attending.
My favorite true stripper quote: “A stripper should NOT go to work smelling like three day old fish!”
Mike Quasar has a story about a woman that came to perform in one of his movies (I am retelling this from memory so he may have told it slightly differently). She had used a makeup sponge to sop up blood from her period (which is a no-no, they are notoriously hard to remove and don’t do the job well anyway — ladies, use a natural sea sponge and only a natural sea sponge to take care of menstrual bleeding on set) about two weeks earlier. She showed up with her pussy smelling like month old limburger cheese. Mike asks her (essentially) why her pussy can be smelled from the next room. She tells him about the sponge. He tells her to get it out of there, she does so and douches her pussy out. The scene then gets filmed. Mike didn’t say whether she needed antibiotics for BV or not but I bet she did.
While I am discussing how to deal with menstrual bleeding care on set here is what you do with that natural sea sponge to get it ready for use. You first place it in very hot water (boiling if possible) for 60 seconds. Then squeeze the water out of the sponge. After that cut a piece about a quarter of the size of your fist. Then place it up against your cervix. The sponge should work for about two hours in most cases. Remove immediately after the scene is done. The piece of sponge can be reused two or three times but really girls, you buy a piece big enough for three or four uses so it is better to use a new piece of sponge for every scene.