SUPPOSEDLY FROM TERA
Tera Patrick Writes: CAN’T THE PEOPLE JUST GROW UP, FALL IN LOVE,. AND FIND TRUE HAPPINESS WITHOUT EVERYONE HATING ON US? OUR PASTS ARE OUT THERE, AND WE’RE GLAD YOU ARE ALL ENJOYING IT! OH,. AND JIMMY HANCOCK,.. WISHING YOU COULD BE DP’D BY EVAN!!! HEY, IF YOU EVER GET THE BALLS TO DO IT ON CAMERA, OR GET YOURSELF A ROCK BAND,. WONDER IF YOU”LL EVEN MEASURE UP TO MAKE THE CHART OR WIN AN AWARD. P.S. THANKS DONNA AND ALL YOU HO’S FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT THE CHOKE ‘EM AND POKE ‘EM THING, WE DID IT ON THE FIRST DATE, AND IT’S JUST ME AND HIM EVER SINCE! MY BIG DADDY SAYS I’VE GOT SKILLS!!! TERA-RIZER
EVAN RESPONDS
Evan Seinfeld Writes: YOU GUYS ARE REALLY PRETTY SAD TAKING CHEAP BULLSHIT SHOTS AT PEOPLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE ME AND TERA “ON THE WEB”IS REALLY QUITE COWARDICE,. I’D PERSONALLY LOVE TO SEE YOU FLEX THOSE MUSCLES OUT OF CYBERSPACE IN THE REAL WORLD,.. WHERE YOU CAN BARELY EXIST AS IT IS! I FORGOT,.. YOU ARE ALL JUST WANNABEES,. LIKE SAMANTHA AND ALIBABA AND YOU ALL HAVE PENIS ENVY,.. JUST LIKE SAMANTHA AND ALIBABA GET YOUR OWN LIVES,.. OH YEAH,. I FORGOT,.. THIS IS YOUR LIVES,.. PRETTY SAD LIKE DICKLESS DEAR ABBEYS,. EXCEPT YOU ARE ALL TOO BUSY PROPELLING THE DIGITAL FAKEGROUND PROPOGANDA MACHINE,.. I WILL TELL ALL SOMEDAY SOON,.. BE PATIENT,… AS DP SCRAMBLES TO HIDE THE TRUTH,.. EVENTUALLY YOU MAY GET TIRED OF THEIR BULLSHIT,..AND LIES,. JUST AS TERA DID,… OF ALIBABA AND HIS FORTY THIEVES,… AS FOR THE GAY PORN GUY,. I DONT GO THAT WAY,.. BUT YOU CAN WASH MY NEW HUMMER AMYTIME YOU LIKE LADYBOY! IT MUST BE TOUGH FOR YOU ALL TO HAVE TO TAKE CHEAP SHOTS AT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS,… IF I WERE JERKING OFF TO HER,. INSTEAD OF SHARING MY BED WITH HER,.. I’D BE JEALOUS TOO,.. NICE TRY SAM,.. KEEP SCRAMBLING!
BUT:
I have heard of married people begining to look like each other and all that but these two nitwits have obviously been together much longer than it appears, They even type alike…bad punctuation and all…
IT APPEARS we have a case of seperated at birth…you decide:
One is Gollum One is Evan Seinfeld.
One is inked to absurdity, the other just hasn’t been in sunlight.
One is a dispicable, low life, parasite, with basically no good purpose on earth the other is just Smeegle.
For those of you who complain because you can’t WIN an AVN Award!!!
