I got a box from A-Dell-a today:

It was addressed by hand and had hand drawn hearts all over it. Inside were screeners of about a half dozen DVD releases and a VHS copy of “Rush” also enclosed was a handwritten note:

“My Dear. Dear. Very thoughtful and highly instigating Mike South…Enjoy

Mad Love

Adella”

Ok listen up Howard at Vivid, Harry Weiss and all you others THIS is how you suck up….and it doesn’t hurt that Miss OH’ Neal has great tits either. Even though I routinely “bust her ovaries” it never phases Adella, she still makes me believe I am the one and only person she loves madly.

Now Harry if you send me a hand written note saying “Mad Love” I will have to kill both of us OK? A hot pornchick with a morally casual attitude (wait that’s redundant) will do.