EXCLUSIVE! Ashcroft Resigns: You read it here first!

And President Bush accepted his resignation. Rumors have persisted that Guliani will be the next Attorney General, Rudy says no way.

They will say Ashcroft resigned for health reasons….thats bullshit. He was too polarizing, They haven’t let him go on TV in ages. He was asked to resign.

All’s Quiet at DP:

A-dell called me yesterday and assured me that all is well at Digital Playground and that nothing is happening and they are all one big happy family. According to her every morning at 9AM they all meet in the common area and Jewn leads them in a few rounds of “Kumbaya”. Jesse usually breaks into “We are Family” which inspires RobbieD to lead em all in “Family Affair.”

They are like The “Leave it Beaver” of porn familys with Jewn as Ward, Samantha as June (which is kinda funny), Teagan as Wally, I just aint sure if Eddie Haskell is A-Dell or RobbieD (who I hear is getting a sex change) and of course Jesse as The Beaver.

I Rarely Run Press Releases But THIS One Got My Attention:

“I’m in the Biz, Do I Pay?”
Dazz Band, SlapBak & Listeners’ Choice Awards Ticket Info

TARZANA, CA – Adam & Eve presents, The 2004 KSEXradio Listeners’ Choice Awards [LCAs]. The 3rd annual awards show where fans vote and reward the hosts and adult stars from the popular internet radio station, KSEXradio.com. In the first few months of voting, fans wrote in their favorite shows and personalities in a variety of categories. The top write-ins [the finalists] were then provided for final voting in a multiple choice format [voting ends November 15th]. The winners will be recognized and will be awarded at 9:00pm, December 4, 2004, LIVE at Paladinos Club, 6101 Reseda Blvd., Tarzana, California.

For the second year in a row, the LCAs will be hosted by Layla Jade and as an added bonus, entertainment will be provided by The Dazz Band [Let it Whip] and national funk recording artists, SlapBak. KSEX hosts expected to attend include Stormy Daniels, Carmen Luvana, Katie Morgan, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Alexis Amore’, Rebecca Love, Kaylani Lei, Ginger Lynn and Kylie Ireland, just to name a few. Other adult industry stars planning to come enjoy the show include Chloe, Krystal Steal, Tyler Faith, Bridgette Monroe as well as dozens of others.

This event is open to the public and purchasing tickets in advance is highly recommended as the show is expected to sell out. To purchase your tickets for the LCAs, visit: http://www.ksexradio.com/ksex_lca2.html

Who Get’s Complimentary Tickets?

Anyone who is nominated for a Listeners’ Choice Award as well as one guest will be admitted for free. Adam and Eve as well as KSEX personnel [and a guest] will also be admitted at no cost. Further, a limited number of adult press reporters will be allowed to enter at no cost so that they may cover the event for their respective media outlets.

We have allotted 25 All-Access tickets to press members–some of them already pre-determined: AVN, AdultFYI, AINews, PornoNewsNetwork, LukeFord.com, SimplyJimmyD, Mike South, TodHunter.net, TheLibertyNetwork, ThePornoReporter, TheBluePages, LukeisBack.com, HardcoreGossip, CrossRoadsEdge, TheHardcoreSource, XBIZ, TheIndustryVoice, YesPortal and Worth-a-Million.com have already been approved for All Press Access. Please contact [email protected] to get your tickets if you are among those listed, or if you represent other media outlets and would like to attend.

“I’m in the Biz, Do I Pay?”

Yes! Talent, producers, directors, fluffers, fans–there is no guest list aside from what was mentioned previously.

“Yo but Wankus, you’re my boy!” “Yes, I’m your boy, but I’m also tight with a lot of other people in the game and to make it fair, all my friends pay and support the cause. These events cost money. You think The Dazz Band is coming to play because I’m their boy? Buy your tickets.”

Tickets cost $15 and $35 dollars. $35 Reserved Tickets provide guaranteed seating as well as a buffet dinner and placement close to the stage, in the heart of the action. The $15 dollar seats are General Admission [GA], they don’t include dinner and more then half of the GA ticket holders will be treated to standing room only.

Doors open at 7:30pm and dinner will be served at 8:00pm for Reserved Ticket holders. The show begins at 9:00pm.

Digital “still” cameras will be permitted for press and fans. Fans will be expected to respect the adult stars and their wishes to be photographed or not. Anyone who does not behave professionally around the adult stars, KSEX hosts or live musicians will be promptly removed from the premises by security.

For more information or to get your tickets to the 3rd annual KSEXradio Listeners’ Choice Awards, Saturday, December 4th, visit: http://www.ksexradio.com/ksex_lca2.html.

INFO: http://www.ksexradio.com/ksex_lca2.html
CONTACT: [email protected]
SPONSOR: http://adameve.com

Now can you guess why I ran this? Normally I point out the stupid stuff porners do…this time I’m pointing out a GOOD example.

Specifically:

We have allotted 25 All-Access tickets to press members–some of them already pre-determined: AVN, AdultFYI, AINews, PornoNewsNetwork, LukeFord.com, SimplyJimmyD, Mike South, TodHunter.net, TheLibertyNetwork, ThePornoReporter, TheBluePages, LukeisBack.com, HardcoreGossip, CrossRoadsEdge, TheHardcoreSource, XBIZ, TheIndustryVoice, YesPortal and Worth-a-Million.com have already been approved for All Press Access. Please contact [email protected] to get your tickets if you are among those listed, or if you represent other media outlets and would like to attend.

AVN Take Note here…Every year I attend Internext and adult expo, every year over the life off the article over one million pairs of eyes see what I write about it. Every year they initially decline my request for press credentials, every year I appeal that decision and get my press credentials. It’s almost like some sort of mating dance or something. (BTW Adella is the best, all I have to do is ask and I get them from Adella and sometimes I don’t even have to ask)

But KSEX did this right, they immediately offered the press credentials…Gee it’s almost like they actually WANT the free PR from me!

Thanks KSEX!

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EXCLUSIVE! Ashcroft Resigns: You read it here first!

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