I’m just glad Bill Margold isn’t alive to see this.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention would like for everyone to please refrain from kissing their chickens. And from snuggling them.
CNN advises: As a matter of fact, it’s probably a good idea for people to just give their chickens some space.
The CDC and health officials have been investigating several multi-state outbreaks of Salmonella linked to contact with backyard poultry.
The organization issued an update to its investigation on August 30, and cautioned all chicken keepers to wash their hands with soap and water after touching poultry or anything where such animals roam.
The CDC reports that as of August 23, there have been more than 1,000 cases of Salmonella from the outbreak across 49 states. Two people have died from the infection, and 175 people have been hospitalized.
For those wondering why the CDC felt compelled to caution people against getting too cozy with their poultry, the phenomenon is apparently more common than one might think.
In 2014, dozens of salmonella cases in 23 states were linked to people cuddling or kissing their backyard chickens.
A 2016 study from the CDC showed that an alarming number of people have apparently contracted salmonella from kissing their fowl friends. Of the chicken-related salmonella cases the CDC studied from 1990 to 2014, thirteen percent of patients had shared a smooch with living poultry.
In addition, 49 percent of patients the CDC studied said they had snuggled baby chicks, and 46 percent said they kept chickens in the house. Ten percent of respondents said they kept chickens in their bedroom.
Bonus photo of chicken fucker Bill Margold:
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Bill Margold as a chicken fucker? How does a man fuck chickens, anyway? A chicken’s head has way too sharp of a beak to shove up the human ass and their dicks are literally microscopic. I can see a woman shoving a chicken head up her cunt (although I don’t want to) but there is no way for a man to fuck a chicken. Other than maybe Leigh “Skank” Raven and her also skanky partner Nikki “Skankier” Hearts, I don’t see anyone that I could imagine fucking a chicken. Ok, maybe Mr. Marcus would try now that he can’t get any due to his “Mr. Syphilis” scandal.
Just in case someone thinks otherwise, I am joking about anyone fucking chickens as the reporter writing the above article was about Bill Margold actually fucking chickens. I have heard about movies in the Netherlands where ladies fucked donkeys, horses and sheep, though. Maybe Billy boy went over there and fucked them. Margold is now in either Heaven or Hell, if he is in the latter his mouth and ass are probably full of Satan’s pitchforked dick quite often. If he is in Heaven he is likely fucking Linda Lovelace up the ass right now while she is getting fucked up the cunt by John Holmes’ now 25 inch barrel dick.