I was in Speedway today, getting ready to pay for my gas, when I saw this total goofball standing in line. The guy was probably mid-40’s, with long grey hair pulled back in a ponytail, an Iron Maiden t-shirt and a pair of old blue jeans with one of the knees blown out. To make matters worse, he was wearing Chuck Taylors and singing Soundgarden’s “Spoonman” to himself while he waited, thereby revealing himself to be a complete and utter dork. “How pathetic,” I thought to myself. “This guy needs a total makeover.”
Then I realized I was looking in a mirror.
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Hey Tim! . . .
I have had that experience as well. We went to see George Thorogood and the Destroyers last week and believe me we are aging gracefully. There were a lot of folks like us who really should think about going out in public before they cross the threshold. Rock & Roll lives on in spite of appearances.
Ah Tim…don’t worry you will forever look GREAT..standing next to that HOT wife of yours…lol. And btw you guys never returned my calls…shame on you…tell Fifi She’s getting a spanking.
Tim, As I was reading that, I was thinking maybe you were standing behind ME. WTF were you doing in Alabama???