It has been a while since I had one but today I listened to the controversial Melania Trump Speech ( mountain/molehill anyone) and it reminded me of a stripper in Dayton.
She was from Hungary and she had that thick accent. We were all in the office one night and she was counting her money and one of the guys asked her to say “We should be hunting moose and squirrel”
She rolls her eyes, shrugs her shoulders and open her arms and declares….
“Vhat is dees sex u all fascination you Amerikam men have vith MOOSE AND SQUIRREL”
The entire office breaks into tears laughing and the poor girl has no clue, obviously, why….I am guessing that this was NOT the first time she had been asked to say that
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