Harry Zimm Wishes the following for 2007
I Wish someone would buy Jesse Jane a sandwich, she looks anorexic.
I wish Kurt Lockwood would hit it big with his band, so he would leave porn forever.
I wish gay porn guys would stop crossing over, they are fuckin porn up, if you do gay porn stay there.
I wish porners would use more normal looking guys hows a guy like me supposed to project into a scene with these no neck, steroid enhanced, viagra popping meat heads?
I wish Porn Valley would release half the product with twice the quality.
I wish XBix luck, they are going to need it.
I wish the FSC would die the death it has been fighting for years.
I wish any girl who doesn’t do boy/girl would go away, if you don’t fuck you shouldn’t be in porn.
I wish Rob Black, Mark Handel (Kahn Tusion), and Max Hardcore would go down on assault and battery charges, then get sued for reckless endangerment.
I wish my buddy Mike South gets inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.
I wish his friend Goddess would get over her Cops obsession.
I wish just 10% of the people who call themselves “directors” would take a single film class at UCLA
I wish the Britney Spears sex tape would hurry up and come out
I wish Luke Ford would find his soul mate, assuming he has a soul.
I wish the government would just leave me the fuck alone to do as I please with my life.
I wish more politicians would follow Bob Barr to the Libertarian Party
I wish Newt Gingrich would choke on his own tongue, thus curtailing HIS free speech
I wish Tim and Felicia Fox a happy healthy baby
I wish Wankus would just go away
I wish Sharon Mitchell would get a REAL diploma
Speaking of I wish AVN would quit calling her Dr Sharon Mitchell Phd, it’s poor form and incorrect grammar even if she were one.
I wish Derek Hay would be sent back to the UK permanently
I wish Eva Angelina would do me
I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.