I am watching the baseball game last night, but its boring , so I start flipping throught the channels. Happen upon the playboy chanel. As we all know the Playboy chanel is the definition of Lame. Go open the dictionary and look under Lame and you will see a picture of the playboy Channel.
But sometimes you see something interesting, sometimes, nightcall 411surprises you. Though I am tired of Crystal Knight and her all Tease no please
routine. Now, Alisha Klass was the host of a show called ” Inside Adult “.Typical Lame playboy , running propaganda for Vivid and Vca, but still, its like Alisha Klass. You tune in and hope to get lucky , like maybe Alisha will drop something and you will get a nice shot of her ass or something. You turn thesound off and just look at the pretty pictures.
So i see the Header for Inside Adult, so i figure i’d see what Alisha was wearing tonight. Only trouble Alisha is not there. Some dude named Voodoo is sitting there. The typical son-of – bitch, pumped up, tanned, son of porn, son of bitch i can’t stand in the videos. Even has the Marc Davis mullet and sideburns. Guys about 20 years old. They replaced Alisha for this asshole. They torn down paradise and put up a parking lot.
Come on what going on, are they trying to do kill me or something, is this shit intentional, do they get off on fucking us off. You goddamn-chicken-fucking goofballs. I want to see pretty girls, i don’t want to see anymore of these fuckedup, tanned , imitations of life, then i have to.
Who runs Playboy TV. I think its Vivid. Has to be. I think i have it figured out. They work with all these prima donnas, all the pretty girls, and they are sick of it, so when Alisha Flaked out or who knows what, they decide we don’t want to deal with anymore of these Flaky bitches in production, we will use them only so much as we need them. We will put a man out in front.
Well then you know what? Don’t have a fuckin show then.