Porn chick Needed in Canada:

Toronto Entertainment Industry Party hosted Secret Venues Inc. seeks a high-profile female porn star to join Mike South as our special guests!

Venue date: July 22 8PM (Toronto, Canada)

Airfare and accommodations included with remuneration of $400 (U.S. D’s) for those who are interested.

Also, The Blue Pages would be interested in booking a hardcore photo shoot (internet) the following day with Mike South and Erotic Daniella (www.eroticdaniella.com) for the internet. Please contact The Blue Pages ([email protected]) for further details relating to this request.

Local Exotic Dancers, SP’s & MPA’s + all of their adoring fans to mingle and party under one roof.

A great opportunity to meet your local fan base and generate additional video sales/website sign up’s!

Location:

Posh Lounge
173 Eglinton Avenue East, Toronto, ON
(Between Yonge St. and Mt. Pleasant Rd.)

Catering for VIP Guests/ticket holders provided by:
www.dolcefinecatering.com

A Great Story:

I was coming back in from the beach headed towards the house yesterday and twp little boys, probably 6 or 7 years old were walking down towards the beach with thier fishing rods. I couldn’t help but ask them the obvious:

Me: “Ya’ll gonna go down there and catch all the fish?”

First Little Boy: ” We want to catch some fish”

Second Little Boy: (DEAD SERIOUS) “I hope we catch some a them tuna salads”

Me: (Starsts Laughing uncontrollably)

Second Little Boy: “Well maybe they are just called tuna”

Me: “I hope y’all catch all the tuna salad y’all can eat man”

God, how great it is to be a kid.

Mad As HELL: (I got this email yesterday)

“I was gonna join your site until I saw the assinine flag with the caption “GWB’s vision of America”. You ought to keep your political opinions to yourself if you expect to do business in America, you fucking asshole communist loser fuck!!!!! Don’t bother writing back, you scumbag fuck-face.”

I was all ready to fire off on this guy, then I thought nah….approach this from a different angle. I was all ready to explain to him that opinions are like assholes, we all got one but nobody wants to hear anyone elses….Anyone reads my site doesn’t have to read very far to see that I got opinions….I was also going to point out that if Mr Ashcroft had his way, the writer of that email would go to jail for obscenity….Just for writing it, maybe even just for thinking it. Mr Ashcroft, remember thinks that Playboy Magazine is likely obscene.

THEN (Just about an hour later I got this one, with the subject Eating Crow)

“I may eat a big pile of crow!! I read one of your rants(“What I am thankful for”)after I lambasted you in an email earlier. You said that you were thankful that Bill Clinton is outta here. Me too. I am very passionate in my politics(as you would’ve seen in my previous email). I am thankful that we have GWB!!! I am only worried that he may just be another politician when it comes to going a bit soft on his promise to be tough(in order to not piss off the pussies who won’t fight; so he gets re-elected. But then again, he may get tougher if re-elected. We need to kick major ass in the war on terror. Rudy Guilliani may be the next great president??????”

See Now he actually did what I LIKE for y’all to do…he kept reading and he found out that I am an individualist and a free thinker. I made HIM Think, and that’s what is good. Personally my ONLY problem with Bush is Ashcroft, but Ashcroft poses such a direct threat to my liberty and my pursuit of happiness, that I cannot, with a good conscious, support Bush. Too bad really, why can’t we have a good fiscal conservative, with a strong idea for the military who is also supportive of the FIRST AND SECOND Amendments, and will keep his fucking nose (Not to mention his hands) ) out of my bedroom, my pockets, my business and my life. Why do the more qualified feel the need to kiss the asses of the religious right? What do these morons think the religious right will do? Vote Green? Democratic?

Where is Sam Nunn when we need him? Or even Zell Miller?

Ron Reagan (The son) brought a tear to my eyes when he described his father as standing on his own principles and not needing to wrap himself in the cloak of the religious right, not wearing it on his shoulders. Many people may think that Reagan was hostile to this biz, but it was under his presidency (Ya I remember Miporn and the Meese Commission) that porn prospered most. And guess what y’all, I’m about to say something some of my fellow porners may not like, so Mark Kernes may want to read no further.

Some of what this industry is putting out, IS CRIMINAL!

Yep, some of the people producing adult and adult websites should go to jail for the irresponsible behavior ( spam, phishing, mousing, fraud) that they are exhibiting. Others should go to jail for commiting criminal acts, many felonies (assault, assault and battery, aggravated assault, aggravated sexual assault….to name a few)

Deal with it…..