Little Possum Feet: (From Trixie Kelly)

( Is this an oppossum or an Extreme “Contract Girl”)

Omg the creepiest thing happened last night. I just had to tell you. Well in the middle of the night I heard the distinct noise of cat food being eaten. Since my cat was in the living room with me I assumed it was the stray cat I had been feeding. So I go to the kitchen and turn on the light so I could see him. But then I saw it. I was frozen by fear as its cold rodent eyes starred at me. I thought it was going to run at me and bite me and give me rabies. It was……..a POSSUM!!! A HUGE POSSUM was IN my kitchen!! It went out the backdoor and I shut it and haven’t opened it since. I was too scared to go the kitchen for hours. Its little possum feet had touched my floor. You never know what’s on possum feet. I was so scared I didn’t want to move. It was REALLY terrifying. You should have seen it. How did it even know there was food in the house? Aren’t possums dumb? I didn’t even think we had possums in Florida. It was just terrible.

To me that is just funny beyond words.

Woody Prophet Writes:

“WHATS UP MIKE, I AM STARTING AN ADULT FILM COMPANY IN ATL. I AM ALSO THE PORN DIRECTOR, I WAS JUST WONDERING CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME INSIDE ON HOW DO YOU CATCH YOUR FEMALES/MODELS AND HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY THEM. I WILL BE PAYING $150 A SCENE. ALSO WHO DO YOUR DVD COVERS AND VHS BOXES. AND WHO DO YOUR EDITING AND CREDITS,AS FARS AS THIS GO I WAS GOING TO BUY THE SOFTWARE AND DO IT MYSELF. BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER IF A PRO DO IT. PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK WITH SOME INSITE IF YOU DON’T MIND”

Damn Woody you type as bad as Evan Seinfeld….almost. But just to let ya know, my advice to you is save your money. Even if you could get a quality girl here to fuck you on camera she will cost you way more than 150.00 a scene…yer dreaming and you have no clue. Do you know the difference between an aperture and an anus? And what exactly qualifies you to call yourself a director? We have too many “directors” in porn as it is who don’t know a fucking eye line from eyeliner.

Ya Gotta Love This One From Troy:

Hey Mike,

First off I know what you are about to read probably has nothing to do with you. I hope though you might take the time to help me if you can. First off I have recently got a DVD titled “Whores Galore #1, Innocent Young Whores” by Absolute Digital. I watched the scene on the DVD and tried to figure out some of the actresses in the scenes. If you can view the DVD there is a blonde girl in scene 3. She does a somewhat interview with someone who tells who to say ” I love Spin Alley”, she also stats she from over in Orange County, and then she is in a scene with a black headed lady. I have tried to figure out her name. It says on the cover that it is Faith Grant. I have looked her up and I don’t think it is her. If it is her she has had breast implants and the tattoo on her lower back has changed. Below I will try to describe the blonde for you. I tried saving a vid-clip but not sure how.

The blonde here in the scene has short shoulder length blonde hair. She is also flat chested, not completely flat A-cup I am sure. She also has her belly button pierced. She also has two tattoos. One is above her tailbone. It looks to be two roses with steam and leaves. She also has I tattoo on her upper right butt cheek. I am not sure as to what it is. It looks to have the word doll in cursive writing. This is all I have to describe her.

Anyway I hope that you take the time to help me. If not I do enjoy the mike south website, keep up the work. I don’t read everyday but do read it, time to time.

Thanks,
Troy

Well damn Troy, imagine that…I answered that very question six times in the last six months, musta been on the days you didn’t read my site, and I hate repeating myself.