Jeff Steward Throat Fucked AND Donkey Punched By The Feds, But It’s OK Right? I Mean He Knew What He Was Doing.

Feds Indict JM Productions: (From AVN.com)

Federal indictments charging seven counts of interstate trafficking in obscene material were unsealed today against JM Productions and its principal Jeff Steward, as well as retailer/distributor Five Star Video and two of its principals.

The indictment charges both physical and Web transportation of material included in the video features Gag Factor 15 and 18, and American Bukkake 13, all of which were produced by JM, and Filthy Things 6, a Powersville Production distributed by JM.

Specifically, the indictment, which was handed down on May 23, charges that the Five Star Video defendants “knowingly used an interactive computer service and other facilities and means of interstate and foreign commerce to sell and distribute, to a location in Northern Virginia, obscene DVDs … in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Sections 1465 and (2)(a),” the federal obscenity crimes sections. The transportation allegedly took place on Feb. 6 of this year.

The indictment also charges that those same defendants “knowingly used the United States mails to mail and deliver to a location in Northern Virginia, a DVD containing obscene matter,” while another set of counts charges that those same defendants “knowingly used an express company or other common carrier for carriage in interstate commerce and delivery to a location outside of the State of Arizona, of a package which contained DVDs that are obscene.”

If I don’t miss my guess Max is next, the feds executed a search warrant on him right after they did Jeff Steward

JimmyD Sends This: (I couldn’t have said it better myself)

What it Means to Be a Republican

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

Supporting “Executive Privilege” for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born( in perpetuity.)

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

Goddess Writes:

I CAN’T WAIT to see the show that South is talking about on his site:

“Fox Reality and Zig Zag Productions have teamed up and are set to produce “My Bare Lady,” a reality show featuring a number of adult film stars as they train with a London stage director in order to debut a classic play in London.”

Screw the play. I want to see the fake drama because NOBODY does drama like pornchicks!

If You Know Andrew Altcheck:

Office of the District Attorney
Bureau of Investigation
Major Fraud Unit
201 N. Figueroa Street, 16th Floor
Los Angeles, California 90012
Attn: Supervising Investigator Robert Jackson

Would like to speak with you, apparently altcheck has conned more than a few people including some porners. For full info and a photo go HERE.

I Spent The Day Hanging Out With Kelly Taylor:

The feature dancer not the pornchick. kelly is a pretty cool chick, we had lots of fun and she doesn’t take issue with her contemporaries who do porn, which is kinda rare for a feature who doesn’t do porn.

Anyhow if ya wanna come see me, Kelly, Paige and a few other misfits we will all be at The Pink Pony In Atlanta Thursday Night…come by and say hello.