Sam & Adella, I love you guys so maybe you will want to scroll down to the next article.
Oh My, where do I start…Have you EVER seen a more photoshopped picture? and what is that that has consumed her right arm? Ok I know that Janine has some fans out there, I don’t know of any but I mean, she MUST have some. I got this press release from the folks at Digital Playground crowing about this Virtual Sex with Janine DVD….I looked up the definition of Virtual:
vir·tu·al Pronunciation Key (vûrch-l)
Existing or resulting in essence or effect though not in actual fact, form, or name: the virtual extinction of the buffalo.
Existing in the mind, especially as a product of the imagination. Used in literary criticism of a text.
Hmmmm existing in the mind, not in actual fact…well they got that part right, any sex with this over the hill, over hyped, wannabe pornchick is indeed virtual by that definition. There is no mention of other performers and my sources tell me that this is basically one big long solo DVD, there is no boy/girl in it but that is to be expected after all Janine is a sexless Vagitarian. Now look closely at the yellow circle on the box, see where it says “Featuring Janine’s First VR ANAL” thats Virtual Reality Anal…in other words it doesn’t happen in REALITY! Sorry guys but I hold Digital Playground to a MUCH higher standard than this type of bullshit, from Leisure Time I would expect this, Not from Digital Playground. The previous volumes of this series have been solid product and buyers would expect this to be the same. From where I sit the only ANAL associated with this is going to be the one the customer gets when he takes this home at least expecting to see a dildo in this over-inked hags ass….