Men should stay at home and raise the kids.
Jesse Jane would look much sexier with smaller breasts.
Women are rational and intelligent.
Let me explain the Dewey Decimal system once more.
Orange is the new pink.
Three hours is just right for a sermon.
I was wrong.
I fear for my immortal soul.
AVN is a bastion for fair and honest reporting.
You are much smarter than me.
TV shows like Hee Haw and Dukes of Hazard are banal.
I can’t wait to try indoor plumbing.
Can’t we just cuddle?
Yes Mistress, can I have another?
Sushi is for eatin’, not for bait.
Bennigan’s is for losers.
I respect her for her mind.
Sex with farm animals is just not right.
I’m tired of trailer park life.
Luke Ford and my sister would make a cute couple.
I’m glad me and Adella are just friends.
Tha’ts been lying on the road way too long to be edible.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
