As I watched the news and saw Jesse Jackson joining the Terry Schiavo family, I couldn’t helpt but think, “Does this man have a job?!”
And For The Record:
That moron that emailed me from the ronjeremy address is obviously NOT Ron, Ron has way more class and is a more educated fellow.
BT Writes:
Hey, Mike:
That Ron Jeremy fellow may have your number.
You were apparently only half-right to question AVN’s $10 billion number.
According to Time magazine, quoting AVN, adult videos are actually a $20 billion industry in the U.S. — and $57 billion worldwide.
http://www.time.com/time/columnist/corliss/article/0,9565,1043267,00.html?cnn=yes
Fishbein claims there are 800 million adult videos rented every year in the U.S. Now, as I’ve stated before, I am not the smartest guy on the planet. But, my local video store rents videos for $3.50. Multiply that times 800 million, and all I can come up with is $2.8 billion. (By the way, 800 million rentals a year means that every man, woman and child in the U.S. is renting more than 3 X-rated videos a year on an individual basis. Hmmmmmm!)
The ability to turn $2.8 billion into $20 billion is apparently why pornographers are so successful.
Not to mention the ability to turn 30 guys into 600….Porn Math…it should have it’s own course of study…Maybe Sharon Mitchell can get a PhD in that LOL.
Moe Green writes:
Someone tighten up my neck bolts, I can’t hold this thing up all day!!!!
Got One Already Shari Writes:
Please don’t hit me in the head with that airbrush again.
FreddyFingers writes:
“Vivid casino replaced this old one arm slut machine with video poke-her”
Don Writes:
Hi Mike!
Well, I passed up your “contest” about naming three current Vivid girls (too easy) but figured I’d give the Janine caption one a shot. How about:
“I’m back. Now suck my armpit!”
“Damn! Where’d I put that bionic arm of mine?”
“Okay, if it’ll help my career, I’ll try the Venus De Milo act, Adella.”
Take care, Don
Tim Case Writes:
“Adella ads that Janine’s right arm has been outsourced for further photoshopping”
DB Writes:
“I can’t believe they airbrushed my armpit. I better cancel my trip to Paris…:”
From Blabbermouth.net Korn Guitarist Finds God (and not from Meth…or maybe he was):
MTV.com is reporting that for the second time in as many weeks, former KORN guitarist Brian “Head” Welch has written an open letter to rapper 50 CENT, detailing his efforts to deliver what he calls “a personal letter from God” to him. Welch had previously explained that while on religious holiday in Israel, God told him to write a song for 50. And now he’s sent over the lyrics to that song, called “A Cheap Name”, which not only touch upon 50’s past (most notably the 2000 shooting where he was hit nine times), but call upon him to change his ways:
“My little boy/ Bow your head in shame/ You’ve disgraced your father’s name now/ It’s time for you to lose,” the lyrics read in part. “Your little toys/ Won’t save you from shot 10/ Without me you will not win, no/ I swear you’ll lose.”
Welch explained that “A Cheap Name” was not an attack on 50, but rather a “message from God” (the last line in the song is “Love, Jesus”). And as he explained further in his letter, Welch only wants the rapper to change the way he lives his life, because, as he put it, “God told me there will be many attempts made to kill you by the enemy.”
“The devil sends evil spirits into people’s minds to make them want to do harmful things to … other people. For instance, some fool shooting at you to kill you,” Welch wrote. “If you die, the enemy wins. If you don’t come home to God, you will get killed by one of the bullets that keep coming your way. You’re a huge force for the devil right now. He’s going to put demons around you that tell you I’m crazy and God is for punks … to convince you that money, fame and power are the things you should worship.”
Criswel Adds:
Now y’all devil music loving white people have gon’ and done it now. Messing wit my homie Fitty Cent, what y’all ain’t got nothing better to do but listen to your devil music and be hatin on a playa that made it on out the hood?!?!? Every time a niggah get their shit together and rise above the hood, y’all try to knock em’ down.
Ya tried to shoot Tupac and then killed him. Y’all shot Biggie and Jam Master Jay. Y’all framed P. Diddy, Lil’ Kim and Jay Z. Y’all made Aaaliyah’s plane crash.
This is all your fault you white devils.
Nah! Jim Gunn is the White Devil….speakin of where has that little cherub been hidin out lately)
EvilAl Writes:
You know what’s gonna fucking happen eh?
50 Cent is gonna get shot for something he did to someone before and probably deserves to be fuckin shot anyway. then this Korn fucker is gonna really believe he is a prophet. what a fucking lunatic.
Grundldoom adds:
this is why you dont do crystal meth….you turn out a little on the fucking wierd and insane side…
