AN EMAIL:

Hey South,

Out of all the porn gossip sites yours appears to be the most accurate. How is it you can get it right but the people in porns own backyard can’t?

The answer is two fold, first they run a lot of press releases and other goofy shit I run whatever comes to my mind as interesting. The other reason is simple…we deal in innuendo, unsubstantiated rumor, and plain out troublemaking. This is not to be confused with fact and truth…But hey whaddaya want IT DON’T COST NOTHIN! You want fact and truth we can do that but it’ll cost 5.95 a week, so how bout that!