Typhoid Patti: Performer Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown @texas_patti

A few days ago we reported that nitwit performer Sofi Ryan was running a prostitution advert on Eros.com during the national state of emergency due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Shortly after our story was posted, Ryan pulled her ad . . . and you would think that other performers would follow suit, and quietly yank their own ads, right?

Here’s the reckless Texas Patti, a.k.a. Typhoid Patti the teutonic twit, still advertising escort services online:

Typhoid Patti: Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown

Typhoid Patti: Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown

Who needs social distancing during a global health crisis, right Patti?

This isn’t some dumb kid; porn star Texas Patti is a 38-year old woman. She should have more sense.

Not only does Texas Patti have an escort ad running on eros, she also has one on Slixa.com:

Typhoid Patti: Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown Typhoid Patti: Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown

And in case you’re wondering, both Eros.com and Slixa.com require providers to prove their identity. These are verified ads. Texas Patti is presently offering escort services in Los Angeles and surrounding communities.

Here’s Texas Patti’s eros ad: https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/766334.htm?cat=32

And here’s her Slixa ad: https://www.slixa.com/california/los-angeles/texas-patti

Texas Patti a.k.a. Typhoid Patti is represented by OC Modeling.

Social distancing is actually a thing, Typhoid Patti

Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease spreads primarily through contact with an infected person when they cough or sneeze. It also spreads when a person touches a surface or object that has the virus on it, then touches their eyes, nose, or mouth.

You can protect yourself by washing your hands frequently, avoiding touching your face, and avoiding close contact (1 meter or 3 feet) with people who may be unwell.

Social distancing is crucial for slowing or stopping the spread of infections. By distancing yourself from others, you’re doing your part by minimizing the likelihood of spreading the virus to others.

Often, those with coronavirus can be asymptotic – showing no symptoms. So, even if you are feeling fine and are not experiencing any of the symptoms of coronavirus, you could still be a carrier of COVID-19 and be a potential threat to others!

At press time, Los Angeles County has confirmed 1465 cases of COVID-19 infection, including 26 deaths

In nearby Orange County, where Texas Patti is also still offering escort services, officials announced that there have been 403 infections, including 4 deaths from the virus.

At press time, The United States has over 103,000 confirmed cases of coronavirus, including 1,668 deaths.

Please be safe out there. And when this is all over, remember which adult performers valued you and your family’s safety, and which did not.

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Typhoid Patti: Performer Texas Patti Available to Escort in Los Angeles During #Coronavirus Lockdown @texas_patti

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  1. So, Hop, is Dana DeArmond also escorting during this pandemic (probably for peanuts)? Your comment alludes to it. Also, is Dana as cantankerous on set as she is online? My limited experience with her make me think she is extremely difficult to work with. I will say it again, if Dana were entering the industry today she would not get much work. There are people much more attractive, much better performers and much easier to get along with. Also, I still want to know what she did with the ass cheek implant scam money from GoFuckMe — it certainly wasn’t ass cheek implants. My guess is she bought meth or Peruvian Nose Powder (R) and snorted it — probably perforating her septum in the process. She probably has an even worse case of “Noassatall” because of it, too.

    Also, her “personal physician” is likely Dr. Rigg. It seems that most of LA porn goes to him. There is no way in Hell that he is going to OK escorting during a pandemic of this type and he would also likely remind her that the state of California is under Martial Law right now (as of 3-28-2020) and escorting could get what is usually a charge or two increased to many multiple charges. I don’t know who her gynecologist is, though — maybe he did it (hopefully he also sterilized Dana — she doesn’t need to have any children). 🙂

  2. I just noticed — Texas Patti is a cheap hooker for being a (supposed) former German contract porn performer. $550 an hour is about a third of the going rate. $1500 for three hours is a literal steal assuming she doesn’t have crabs, BV, VD, COVID-19, AIDS or lack of decent hygiene. I know she isn’t particularly attractive but we have uglier in the US adult film industry. Even a street hooker is likely to charge $250 an hour or its equivalent (many charge by the sex act with BJs cheaper than full service).

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