Day One with Devon Michaels:

Well here we are, after quite a drive I am now officially a suitcase pimp. How many features can say they have an AVN Award winning (twice even) producer/director as a G String Jockey?

I learned something on the ride down though, chicks are far more subject to the effects of music and the environment than us guys are. If you are ever driving and she is blabbering on and on about whatever thing is on her mind I have the cure. It’s called The Cowboy Junkies. start with something recognizeable like Their “Sweet Jane Cover” then ease the heat up to around 76-80 and let it slip into the cover of “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” by the time thats over she will be drooling on her pillow….

For all of you who would like to come in and see us we are at the Cheetah 3 in Pompano Florida, exit Atlantic Ave and head west to 31st, turn right and its on the left. If this sounds like a plea of desperation that’s what it is. I need someone to come in and say they are there to see Mike South….

Seriously come on out and see Devon she is a total sweetheart and is appreciative of her fans. The club is closed all day Thursday though so I think me n Dev are gonna hit the beach I just hope she doesn’t pick Haulover Beach….she hasn’t seen me naked and I don’t wanna scare her. Though I guess by the time you read this its ineveitable that she will have seen me naked as we are sharing a small efficiency apartment attached to the club here. The Cheetah is a nice club too and from what I saw has some little hotties dancing there…hopefully we will shoot a few of them!