Apparently I Fucked This guys Girlfriend

From: [email protected]
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Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:06:44 -0400 (EDT)
stumbled upon your site via a link from another site.  I have to say that you are the embodiment of all that is wrong with the porn industry, although that is not really fair because as far as I can tell you are about as relevant in the porn industry as I am. 

I also wanted to point out that the constant references to Kayden Kross are about as lame as you can get, and appear to be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to prove that you have any standing in the business.  I guess when your only grasp to the industry is a conniving, lying whore, you need to milk it for all it’s worth.

Before you attempt a feeble response save the keystrokes.  I am far better educated than you and make considerably more than I can only guess you make.  I am also in much better shape and should you be willing to question that just let me know.  I am in Knoxville and get to Atlanta often.  Given your dipshit posts, I would like nothing better than to beat your sorry ass into dust.
Have a great day.

Wow  haven’t had a hate mail quite like this one in a while…I don’t suppose a response is needed I couldn’t possibly make this moron look any dumber than he makes himself look.

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21 Responses

  1. Ya this well educated man is too fucking stupid to even use a mail proxy when emailing terroristic threats….gee I don’t know that I could ever match wits with the likes of him…I bet he was the pride of his short yellow bus.

  2. Whoops! I’m afraid he’s one of mine, Mike. Whatever happened to sport-fucking? Why do they all have to get possessive?

  3. Sorry, not mine. I don’t hang with brooding, educated guys who make tons of money and have nothing better to do than point that out in threatening emails.

    BTW, Satan, I think he IS your guy. Because you know South LIVES for shit like this! It’s like a dweam cum twue!

  4. Actually, Mike, I think you fucked his boyfriend’s sister…but it’s Tennessee, and even I sometimes get confused with the genetics of the cross breeding there. But I kind of recall him being in Virginia, which means it is possible that you ate his last sexual conquest the last time you visited KFC. I stopped keeping close tabs on the hillbillies a while back.

  5. The hens in Virginia call your email antagonist a “two cluck fuck.” I guess that’s like a two pump chump?

  6. SEE THERE… I get blamed for stealing the list, and sweet little Julie had it all along.

    And BTW, Julie, That was NOT me talking to you at 3am when you made that response to Dirty Bob.

  7. Turns out I’ve been dissed by Mike South. I just got all the responses that say “Sorry, that domain isn’t in my list of allowed rcpthosts.” He doesn’t accept messages from God. Now that I find to be the funniest thing in this entire thread. : )

  8. “dirty bob”…that reminds me of what I saw Ms. Magdalene do to Jesus while he was still nailed to the cross…that’s one sick bitch. Can somebody slip me her digits? : )~

  9. Don’t be so sure, Satan…..many people have “more money than God”.

    Oh, and God, if you can find some spare time between prayer answering, why don’t you come over here and slip me your DIGIT?

  10. OMG. Wait, can I say that…that’s a bit narcissistic, isn’t it? I think I’ve just decided to switch the “Mike South Call a Hooker Voice Recognition Dial Trick” on my phone from Kayden Kross to Mary Magdalene. She even implied my digit was large….”DIGIT.” You’ve got to love a woman that strokes your ego, along with stroking the thing that is usually substantially smaller than your ego.

  11. If you recall, contrary to what the “book” says, “digit” size was what started that whole good vs evil, rivalry thing.

  12. Oh wait, that’s right….you were jealous. You got the bifurcated tongue though, I still don’t know what all the fuss was about.

  13. I’m glad I saw this because I got a threat on my site, possible one of Lubben’s Lunatics, threatening me. It was nice to automatically know to post the name, url and IP address. Thank you, Mike!

    P.S. – Good thing I have cop friends, too, including but not limited to my Dad. Crazy people!

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