Stripper: You are the smartest guy I know
Me: while that doesn’t really surprise I am sorry to hear that
Stripper No really, do you think there is life on other planets?
Me: Indubitably
Stripper: Huh?
Me: Means Yes!
Stripper: I mean intelligent life.
Me: Yes
Stripper: How do you know?
Me: Because it hasn’t tried to contact Earth, now go away.
