Well the correct answer to that is anyfuckingthing they want to. however, it’s the qualifier there that tells the story. No real man would ever want to eat Hummus. They don’t eat Foie Gras either, however they would eat the duck. And real men still don’t eat quiche, although eggs and sausage or bacon are the staple of a real man breakfast.
Real men eat steak but only one of two ways, rare or well done, real men are decisive and don’t want something done half assed.
Chicken it all it’s myraid ways of being cooked is real man food, Cottage cheese is not.
Pork Chops, Loin, Ham or Roast are real man foods, Yogurt is not.
Sushi and Sashimi are real man foods, as are other exotic dishes like alligator, rattle snake, rabbit, and fried shrimp heads. Also included are Bison, Antelope, Deer, Elk, and fresh caught fish.
Salad, Tofu, Lean Cuisine, Special K and pasta salads are not real man food.
Real men eat potatoes, rice, and most cooked vegetables, primarily as filler though. If you add brown sugar, sauces, glazes, varnish or puree them they are no longer edible to a real man. If you add tabasco, or streak-o-lean, salt, pepper or garlic they are even better.
An example of a real man dinner:
Appetizer: fried onion or potatoes with bacon, onions, sour cream and a hot pepper
Entree: 22 oz porterhouse, rare. Baked Potato, loaded. Green beans well done.
Dessert: A shot of Crown Royal and a Monte Cristo #4
Oh ya they eat pussy too….